Just decide to post this as a reminder. Today is April Fool's Day. Any article that has Brandon Marshall to the Dolphins. Ronnie Brown to the Jets. Bill Parcells to the Bills. Or Bill Belicheck to the Dolphins is a complete ruse. If they care enough they may even link to an article on some random blog site (Bleacher Report) that has the sentence structure of a 3rd grade history paper. Just try not to get your panties in a ruffle over anything happening on this website, or in your life today. Less egg on your face tomorrow.
Not really ruffled by much these days, up here in Rhode Island we are swimming....sucks...I wish this flooding crap was an April Fools joke....
well i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor. this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
Can't we just threaten to ban anyone who makes something up? I mean does anyone find April fools jokes funny?
Yeah I'm good I don't live near any rivers although I've had to take some detours in my town due to flooded streets. I'm lucky because some of these others towns are absolutely screwed. The second biggest mall in the state is under about four feet of water. Thanks for asking.
My house is good I live in Cumberland, vaccumned up a couple of liters worth in my basement, but my mom is screwed...her basement is done, raw sewage all that....she is in Cranston...spent last night helping her out...
Wow I didn't even see that you're from Rhode Island too. Yeah I can't believe how hard Cranston and Warwick got hit. My basement only had about an inch. This turned out to be a real mess.
that would be me with the rabies....my mother called me, she wasn't touching that sheeeet.... yeah so if I say something like I hope they draft Bryant or Spiller, alert me, because I am "infected".....
So the story about the Dolphins using Marino's DNA to clone a new QB to be ready to play this year isn't true??? And the free cheerleaders for Fans to take home from the game ISN'T TRUE????
Is it sad that I read this thread this morning before going to school and ended up writing 4/2/2010 on my paper in every class?
I made probably the worst error ever. I sent a fairly personal message to someone and it was 11:58. For an hour they thought it was an April Fool's joke until they finally got it. FML
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