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Section 126's Top 20 NFL Media Idiots.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    The Sports media in general are just stupid. But the NFL media is special. There is the biggest collection of incompetent, and downright embarrassing personalities in this form of media. If you are not on this list, you are worth listening to.



    1. .Peter King (SI, NBC, The Weather Channel, Playboy TV, NBC, etc..)
    2. .Jamie Dukes (NFL)
    3. .Jason Cole (Yahoo)
    4. .Keyshawn Johnson (ESPN)
    5. .Trent Dilfer (ESPN)
    6. .Terry Bradshaw (FOX)
    7. .Chris Berman (ESPN)
    8. .Pete Prisco (CBS)
    9. .Skip Bayless (ESPN)
    10. .Armando Salguero (Miami Herald)
    11. .Babe Laufenberg (Dallas local)
    12. .Trey Wingo (ESPN)
    13. .Michael Smith (ESPN)
    14. .Sean Salisbury (XM)
    15. .Mike Greenberg (ESPN)
    16. .Mike Reiss (ESPN Boston)
    17. .Michael Irvin (NFL)
    18. .Sid Rosenberg (560 WQAM)
    19. .Teddy Bruschi (ESPN)
    20. .Ron Jaworski (ESPN)
     
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  2. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    I'm afraid if I made a list like this, it would never end.

    I bet if you took Ron Jaworski off of ESPN and put him on NFL network he'd be much more tolerable. He's a great X's and O's guy, but I think they ask him to amp up the energy a bit.
     
  3. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    All those guys definitely deserve to be on there. I'd also add: Jason Whitlock, Mike Lupica and Jay Mariotti. Oh, and Mitch Albom. He's written one half-decent book (Tuesday's with Maury) and has been milking that **** ever since.
     
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  4. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    those guys are idiots as well......but they aren't "NFL media". they are general sports media holes.
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Hmm, I kind of like Jaws. Jamie Dukes should be number one. I can not stand him.
     
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  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    True. I figured since you threw Rosenberg in there these A-holes deserved a mention.
     
  7. shaunm000

    shaunm000 Well-Known Member

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    So are you a Dp, Jim Rome, and Steven A, Fan?
     
  8. DolfanTom

    DolfanTom Livin' and Dyin' w/ Ryan!

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    Take the "8" away from Sid Rosenberg's "18" and you might be on to something!
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Trent Dilfer should be #1 on that list though.


    Emmitt Smith is missing.
     
  10. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    21. Tim Graham
     
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  11. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Emmitt got canned..if not, he would be #1.
     
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  12. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I'd add Mark Cannizzaro of the NY Post to that list. Total and complete Jets homer who picks them to win EVERY week, and 9 times out of 10 makes them his "best bet".

    Falls for the hype every year and proclaims them ready for the super bowl, then tears them to pieces when the inevitable crash and burn occurs.

    Hysterical.
     
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  13. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    :lol:

    Funny but no need to.

    You have to be relevant NFL media member to be that high on the list of Idiots.

    Sid is a legend in his own mind and nowhere else.
     
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  14. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Jay will beat the **** out of you for saying this.

    and agreed about Albom...he just sucks and makes things up.
     
  15. jupiterfin

    jupiterfin Mild Irritant

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    Rodney Harrison was on TV last night for NBC, you should add him to your list on basic principal.

    Also, Teddy Bruschi. F him.

    Edit: Nevermind, just noticed he was already on. Good list sec.
     
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  16. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Agree with the whole list.

    Except...who's Teddy Bradshaw?
     
  17. vt_dolfan

    vt_dolfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Yeh....I kinda liked Jaws...sometimes he gets a bit hokey....but all in all he I can tolerate.

    I like all of the Fox Football guys....for the most part I think they are the best. Really like Howie, Jimmy, Bradshaw, I think their dynamic works very well.
     
  18. feldspar

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    Skip Bayless should be #1 IMO. He's just whiny and intolerable. Sean Salisbury would be close, but I don't see him anymore; I think he e-mailed a picture of his ***** to the wrong woman.

    Steven A. Smith is among the most arrogant person in the sports media. I can't stand to look at him.

    I think Terry Bradshaw is an acquired taste. I happen to like him. He has fun with it. Trent Dilfer isn't too bad, comparatively speaking; neither is Ron Jaworski or Chris Berman.

    You forgot Dennis Miller. What the hell was he ever doing in that booth? Tony Kornheiser, too. I can't stand Dan Dierdorf, either...or Joe Buck, Randy Cross, etc.
     
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  19. feldspar

    feldspar Member

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    How about Jimmy Johnson? He's been taking Extenz, so I guess now he's an even bigger dick.
     
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  20. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Great list but no Deion Sanders?
     
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    Is it wrong that I like reading Peter King's columns? I read MMQB quite often.

    What's wrong with Jaworski? He seems like a nice guy and he's always explaining things. I appreciate that. I'd rather him do what he does than have someone like Mike Tirico ramble on about irrelevant stuff.
     
  22. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I think people dislike King because he knows as much about football as my sister, yet gets paid to write about it.

    If you want a laugh, read some of Drew Magary's 'Fun with Peter King' columns on Kissing Suzy Kulber. Pure Gold.

    Here's one of my fav's: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/08/peter-king-says-everyone-should-sprain-their-ankles.html
     
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  23. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Yeah, I've checked that out. It's hilarious.

    He doesn't know a great amount but he provides good information on players and teams IMO. That's the main reason I read his MMQB columns.
     
  24. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Well, he does give info. I'll grant him that. I like reading his column before I read Magary's, just to see if he makes fun of the things I think he will.
     
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  25. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Emmitt hasn't had his true Rice of Passage into the media yet.
     
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  26. texasPHINSfan

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    I very much dislike Peter King but admit to reading his columns almost regularly - there is usually a lot of good information in there. My beef with him is he clearly isn't a football expert, but rather just a reporter who was lucky enough to be given the keys to the biggest vehicle of media exposure of NFL in the country. I also hate his non-NFL stuff he fluffs his column with - what starbucks he had, some guy on a train he saw, baseball news, and what book about Cricket that just came out that's a "good read".

    Jaworski is just annoying; like that little dog that doesn't stop barking.
     
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  27. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Those last three pages of his MMQB are always useless :lol:.
     
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  28. BayAreaFinFan

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    I'd have to add Stuart Scott even though he's not strictly football. He is just horrible. Also I cannot stand bob costas.
     
  29. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Keyshawn at #4?? Cmon man!!!!
     
  30. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    CNNSI became entirely unreadable after Dr. Z became ill.

    Sec, you forgot Don Banks. Can't stand that guy.

    Jaws I can handle. He's hokey, but when he stops messing around he provides good insight IMO.
     
  31. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    I dont like Stuart Scott either..... mainly b/c I always catch myself leaning to the right trying to make eye contact with him.
     
  32. Oghma

    Oghma Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :lol: I do the exact same thing. It's pretty much the only reason I read King's stuff - generally find him too long winded.

    Some of the KSK stuff is pretty hit-or-miss, but the weekly Peter King demolitions are always hysterical.
     
  33. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    See I like Cowherd. I find myself agreeing with him pretty often. Oh, and he also picked the Dolphins to win the AFCE this year :up:
     
  34. Ultra

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    Gotta put Mike Golic on there as well. Mike and Mike in the morning is terrible. He actually picked the Jets to go to the Super Bowl :no:
     
  35. Oghma

    Oghma Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That's some truth - I miss Zs columns. He was by far my favourite football writer. :cry:
     
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  36. BayAreaFinFan

    BayAreaFinFan D'oh Club Member

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    :lol:
    I also forgot to add Joe buck and Greg Gumble while he was on NFL network. There are so many to name.
     
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  37. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Mike and Mike are both horrible. I'd almost rather listen to Sid, but I'd much rather choke on a 12-Gauge.
     
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  38. Trowa

    Trowa A world of pain

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    Really, you think the football media is worse than the NBA media?
     
  39. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Baseball is EASILY the worst. I'll put Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver up against any two from another sport.
     
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    DolfanJake Banned

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    Never has a word nice to say about the Dolphins, a complete douche ! :tantrum:
     

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