I thought it would be good to have a thread dedicated to the end of the world predictions. Since there is apparently a lot of talk about the finality actually occuring tomorrow: 5/21/11... Harold Camping has this to say: http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0518/Judgment-Day-May-21-When-will-the-world-actually-end Lets spend money like crazy since it won't matter anyway... oh wait we are already doing that... What are your plans?
They should kill Mr. Camping.....the only thing he successfully did was ensure cops are busy tomorrow and lawyers are paid on Monday morning....
maybe the forces of owners and players will clash and decide to actually agree to play some football, thus freezing hell over, and starting the apocalypse
Just pay me a nominal fee of $50/mo (per pet) and I will gladly care for your own pets should you be called to the heavens in the event of the rapture.
I would prefer to find a non-catholic vet should that be needed, but ultimately yes that would be included. You'd no longer have to pay the monthly fee once you were called up in the rapture.
This reminds me of the Douglas Adams book, Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Help me out here if you know the details. I just remember a cult group waiting for their messiah, then suddenly he appears and ,uh...Crap! someone help me out. 42!
I think our government was counting on this end of the world scenario the way the national debt was being handled. Now what do we do ?
Everyone knows the end of the world is May 23, 2011. May is the 5th month, which represents 5 golden rings. 23 represents Michael J9rdan. And 2011 represents the number of cheetos in a family sized bag of dangerously cheesy cheetos. This can only mean the end of the world. The only way to save yourself is to send $1000 to my paypal account before midnight tonight. After midnight the fee doubles every hour leading up to the eventual end of the world.
I do feel bad for the kids who now have no future thanks to their parents pissing away their college fund.
Nah, that's natural selection. If their parents are dumbasses, they'll likely be dumbasses too. And the world needs janitors and garbagemen too.
Well, apparently many other spent money by sending it to this POS. One rumor has it that he's collected upwards of 50-100 million. What a POS con-artist. Even more disappointing is the POS, brainless, mindless, wasting-our-oxygen, morons who would send money to this guy.
If they are lucky, since they are morons... they sent the check to the wrong address and it got returned to them or insufficient postage?
That's why I am firmly opposed to school speed zones. These are the little ****ers who grew up, defying natural selection, who would otherwise have been run over and out of our hair forever. We don't cull the herd nearly enough anymore.
you just have to clean them really well, with a scrub brush, get all the dirt out of the grooves... Spoiler
Looks like we'll have to wait until October... Should have multiplied by two again... inspired by the double double at In N Out.. clearly. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
