Tom Jackson laughs for 21 seconds when asked about Dolphins' chances

Wow, I can understand if they don't think we'll win but that's pretty damn disrespectful.

And how the hell does someone laugh for 21 seconds? lol

 

well he will look pretty stupid on monday night at around 10.30 p.m

 

someone should tell TJ that we all laughed for 10 full minutes last year when the donkeys draafted Tebow in 1st rd. or when they gave up Hillis for Quinn or when the raiders beat them. basically for being the donkeys

 

Have we gone 3-13 each of the last 2 seasons and I missed it? Yes, we've fallen just short of .500 the last 2 years, but damn, we always have given teams a damn hard game and nothing has come easy for any team that has played us (except for the joke up in Foxboro last year).

All we've done this offseason is get faster on offense, bring in a new scheme that may actually take advantage of the talent we have there, and possibly improve on what was already a very good, young defense.

What am I missing?

 

I'm wondering the same thing. Plus it wasn't even a funny question (I didn't see it). One can laugh for 21 seconds about a non-joke?

 

So you're saying there's a chance!

 

As I've said many times, these are all people with less knowledge about the team me, so when I hear their prognostications I often laugh as well.

 

Berman needs to remember hes a Bills fan! NFL doormat..

 

Go ahead and laugh. We will have the last laugh in the end.

 

Did the idiot give an answer?

 

Opportunity to drop the respect card early.

 

How long did he laugh at Berman's Bills?

Berman didn't laugh that long as that would be too long of a cardio workout for him to endure. When I see Berman still on tv I remember the Sidney Pollack movie " They Shoot Horses Don't They ? and wonder why it doesn't apply to him.

 

Exhibit A in the "these guys know very little about our team" case.

 

Another example of guys knowing less than us about the team. Seriously, they played in the NFL so they know the nuts and bolts of things extremely well. But they know very little about the actual teams. Especially not our team because we aren't atop the league.

Looking forward to Jesse Agler going off again on the Finsiders today. He was killing Matt Millen the other day about it.

 

I laugh at Tom Jackson for 21 seconds every time I notice his nostrils are large enough to snort up a steak dinner.

 

I hope henne has the game of his life, lights up the defense, and laughs for 21 seconds in his post game interview.

 

The only thing Chris Berman should be allowed to do is NFL Primetime post-game highlights. I think their music just makes his commentary on the games better or something.

 

That would be the funniest thing in the world, if Henne did that.

 

This is what I don't get..these guys are getting PAID to know and relay this info..where most of us fans know so much more than they do when it comes to current teams rosters, their coaches, schemes they run, and personnel. And I don't even mean specifically to our Dolphins. A lot of us pay really close attention to other teams to see what is shakin' around the league, and all these guys do are look at last years box scores and stats (maybe) and think it's exactly the same as the season before.

Maybe that's why Charles Davis is becoming one my favorite "experts" out there. He's not perfect, and I don't always agree with him, but it feels like he does his homework. Not a whole lot of hyperbole in his analysis either.

 

Who cares what Tom Jackson says his opinion doesnt count because he like Chris Burmans tan d!<k in his mouth

 

I don't think it matters in this case how we win. If we win, I hope they play that tape every time he provides such uninformed and idiotic analysis. The one thing I am sure of is that if we do win, it won't be b/c of "Chowder's" play in the game.

 

Awwww, now it's just sad.

 

I think the answer is that most are not paid to be "experts". They're paid to be entertaining and appear to be "experts". In many ways I see it like professional wrestling. They're paid to put on a show and make it look "real". I think the difference is that unlike professional wrestling, there's a higher percentage of fans that can't tell that these guys don't know jack. Those fans are blinded by the credentials and don't have the skills to actually evaluate the quality of the message. I think more often than not the quality of the message is considered "good" based on whether or not the fan agrees with it. So in that respect, dumping on a team that many similarly uninformed fans will also dump on makes sense from a popularity perspective. BTW, I'm sure that some percentage of the reaction on this board was negative simply b/c people didn't agree, but it just became obvious that TJ was clueless when he tried to provide a little analysis and it proved how little he actually knew about the team.

 

You've got to be kidding me. Trey wing is the biggest tool on espn. The guy spews nothing but garbage. I've gotten better nfl insight from a fortune cookie.

 

I agree with the comparison to pro wrestling...and I can completely understand if people doubt this team going into this season. I would just like to hear a little more reasoning than "Chowder can't do it"...haha

 

Can you provide the Coles notes version?

 

Tom Jackson once snorted a water buffalo up his nostrils and **** out it's bones.

 

I remember hearing about that, didn't he have to borrow one of Berman's tampons to stop the nose bleed?

 

All the hatred from the local press and fans gets around, when the fans are chanting Orton Orton who is nothing but second rate QB what do you expect from those two A-holes.
I hope we can make a game of it, I rather be the surprise team.

 

Link???????

 

The sheer magnitude of Tom Jackson's idiocy actually makes me question, for the first time ever, whether the Dolphins could actually win this game.

But in the end he'll be right for the wrong reasons, as per usual.

 

Your sig is sweet!

 

Just win, and they will shut up....

Pretty simple eh?

 

I gotta see a clip of this. Sounds hilariously bad.