Feminine Wisdom - An Uninformed Football-Analysis Of The Dolphins & Hard Knocks

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  1. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    And that sexy lingerie he likes to wear on special occasions? :drool:
     
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  2. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    He was turned down for the Bud Light "Ladies Night" commercial b/c he was too passable. :lol:



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  3. Bpk

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    She's crazier than Chad's soon-to-be-ex-wife
     
  4. Bpk

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    Oh she is definitely the common sense and I agree she looks far better naked for my tatses. Looking at myself naked does very little to get me excited. However, for phinsational, it could be different. lol.
     
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  5. Bpk

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    Unfortunately she's a Canadian! lol. Born in Montreal to Greek parents. And my Dad's a Brit. So.... we have you surrounded?

    But yeah, I love how lots of American women are big football fans!
     
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  7. Bpk

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    I look much better naked in cleats, with a ribbon in my hair.
     
  8. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    But does it run routes and catch like my 83 foot tall 44 rated catching WR's in Madden?
     
  9. Bpk

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    44 OVERALL rated, for God's sake! Ridiculous.
     
  10. dolfan22

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    Open 7 days a week till 11 at night.
     
  11. dolfan22

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    Unfortunately?:hi5:
     
  12. ToddPhin

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  13. MrClean

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    Greek women are hot. Many of them are hairy too. Are you a fan of the hairy attributes of Greek women?
     
  14. Bpk

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    In terms of disappointing Clean! I'm Canadian and so's my wife. We met each other tapping maple syrup trees, and decided to tap one another.
     
  15. Bpk

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    WTF is that site? LOL. I went to it and it's random japanese stuff with the occasional thing that looks sexual-eque, but not a real body part... hell, I don;t even understand what *I'm* saying when describing that site!!!
     
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  16. Bpk

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    Not a fan of the hirsute ladies. Anna is not hairy. I've never been with a hairy woman. I remember ONE girl who was very pretty, and we were friends in college. One night after a student party she was on my couch, wanting to make out, and as I leaned towards her I was finally close enough to notice that she had a hairy upper lip. I just couldn't do it. I scuttled that mission.

    So you like a bit of back-hair on your lady, Clean, or a do you like a lot? :)
     
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  17. ToddPhin

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    Wow. Surprised you didn't get stuck. :chuckle:

















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    Hey, do either of you get jealous when you catch the other looking at a cute tree?
     
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  18. ToddPhin

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    wait wait wait.....

    Is this.... is this the kind of porn you watch together? :chuckle:

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  19. Bpk

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    How did you have time to plant those, cultivate them, grow them in just the right shape, take a picture, and still hide naked in the bushes outside the old-age home every day?
     
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  20. ToddPhin

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    :lol:

    I didn't even bother. The only thing I understood was "Maggie Q". Apparently there's no japanese translation for her. lol
     
  21. ToddPhin

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    :chuckle:

    IDK, I think they kinda have your ankles. You should do a paternity test TBH.
     
  22. Bpk

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    It's not my sapling. I did not graft with that shoot.
     
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  23. [video=youtube;PpxQp3Hy5nk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxQp3Hy5nk[/video]
     
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  24. Bpk

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    Best timing award goes to you, shula. Nicely done on that video.
     
  25. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

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    I like me ladies with as much hair on their bodies as Col Kurtz and me have on our heads. :)
     
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  26. ToddPhin

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    What, a little monkish type soul patch? :shifty:
     
  27. VanDolPhan

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    BPK as a canuck whose dated a few American girls......be grateful you married Canadian.
     
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  28. Nappy Roots

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    ...You shake your first at the screen?


    ooo...ooo...Get your wife on here to debate his wife. Then we can all watch in enjoyment to see which one likes Feldman the most.
     
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  29. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    My wife is rooting for 7/11 also she caught me by surprise when outta no where she yells COME ON THROW HIM THE BALL ARE YOU BLIND! Lol. She is mad at Garrard (I bet he's not telling the truth he did something stupid now what are we going to do.)

    Best was when Tannehill threw the incomplete TD.(This kid is good, you want a beer?)
     
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  30. jsizzle

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    That was awesome! Thanks for sharing!
     
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  31. Bpk

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    Whys that Van? Maybe you shoul PM the answer before we reignite the war of 1812.
     
  32. Bpk

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    Oh my God... I would pay to watch two semi-informed wives debate the Dolphins
     
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  33. Bpk

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    Your wife is awesome! It's cute how they seem to latch on to the same things... 7-11, Garrard being at fault, the kid looking good.

    The feminine mind is so fascinating. Seeing football through it is like driving an F1 car with prisms over my eyes.
     
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  34. MrClean

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    Look more closely grasshopper. That's no soul patch.
     
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  35. MrClean

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    No PM. He's probably right. I'm American but my mom was from Canada. Just being around Canadians growing up, I hold their fair sex in high regard.
     
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  36. Fin D

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    New ad campaign for NFL with clothing for women.

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  37. Bpk

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    I am not turning this into a reason for her to buy clothes.
     
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  38. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    Yeah.. So WHAT?? Does it improve your 40, or do you last that long?
     
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  39. Bpk

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    I do the 40 while doing the splits sideways. Imagine that.
     
  40. ToddPhin

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    No.
     

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