Wife Missed Hard Knocks, Feels Bad And Needs A Pill

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Bpk, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Well, I have successfully turned my wife into a Miami Dolphins Soap Opera fan, if not a football fan.

    She wanted to see episode three of hard Knocks, but she couldn;t catch it. That's given her a headache and if anyone knows where I can get a pill for it, please PM me and let me know. It needn;t be an instant pill. It could be a time=-release one I have to wait a couple hours before it's ready and she feels better.

    I'd love to share her observations on how she feels afterwards. I'm sure they will be as feminine as always.

    Cheers!

    Barry
     
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  2. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    x2 My special lady friend could also use one.
     
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  3. Killer Bees

    Killer Bees Bringin' the Ruckus

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    What kind of pill we talkin' here lol
     
  4. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Mother's little helper.
     
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  5. shouright

    shouright Banned

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    Give her a foot massage. That'll cure the headache and do wonders for you, too. ;)
     
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  6. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    roofies?
     
  7. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Bpk, if you're going to keep talking about your wife, please do us all a favor and post her boobies.

    Otherwise, GTFO.

    :shifty:
     
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  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I'll just send ya my book on meeting women so you don;t need pics of other men's woman's boobies to get you through the night, rock. :)
     
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  9. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    Til Marcellus Wallace throws you out a window.
     
  10. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    wildcat

    kind of like the Pittsburgh Pirates ( pirates in pittsburgh? who knew ) just look for "wildcat"
     
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  11. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Freaks all week!
     
  12. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

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    Did you use that book to find your wife?
     
  13. PSG

    PSG Clear Eyes. Full Hearts.

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    Well I agree with Rocky here.
    In fact if you don't show us a pic I'll just assume this "wife" of yours is a palmalea sister.
     

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