" see mike ? When I'm hanging onto one of your arms, use your head like this.... Owwwwww...... You'll of course have a helmet on. "
"Look at me! I'm pissing all over the seat, but dont need to wash my hands because I'm Homer Simspon!"
"Can't get Hitomi Tanaka off my mind, man. If she put one of them things next to my face, I'd look just like this. Deer in the headlights, baby..."
"You see, Irvin told him to get out of the chair because it was his turn. McIver refused, so he took a pair a scissors and stabbed him like this"