I'm having an argument with a girl at work. I feel, no matter how old you are, a fart is still funny.
Absolutely. I was having a conversation with the wife, all about farts. I'll put it here, since you broke the seal. Say there's a horrible sounding wet fart....what's worse: if it smells horrible or if it smells like something delicious, like apple pie or barbecue, etc.? We agreed that its better if it smelled horrible.
Call me jaded, but the fart itself isn't necessarily funny. There have to be circumstances that make it so. Like getting your wife to spoon with you just so you can fart on her... THAT'S funny.
Or bending over in front of the couch to pick up the remote while someone's sitting there. Sent from my TB12-DSL using Tapatalk 2, one handed.
You been waiting for the right time to tell us this for months. I can sense it. I bet you even typed it all out in the POFO forum once and never clicked submit and copied and pasted to a word document on your desktop, just for today. Yea. That's exactly what happened. Sent from my TB12-DSL using Tapatalk 2, one handed.
I can be standing at a urinal, and if someone in a stall lets one go I can't help but laugh. Farts bring out your inner 10 year old self!
In my office building, i swear everyone pinches it off if someone walks in to the bathroom. That makes me laugh. Sent from my TB12-DSL using Tapatalk 2, one handed.
Then Planb will make a comment about Obama farting and FinD will disagree and my entire research will be lost. Sent from my TB12-DSL using Tapatalk 2, one handed.
I found this thread funny. ... speaking of standing at the urinal, the worst is when you have to fart in the middle of a piss. I have to hold the fart because I'm afraid I'm going to shat myself. Then you end up holding your piss... it's very uncomfortable. Women have it so easy with the whole sitdown on the toilet thing. They just let it go and nobody cares what happens.
Yea, have you ever just stood outside the women's bathroom door for hours and listened? Gets kinda crazy in there. Sent from my TB12-DSL using Tapatalk 2, one handed.
dont think you'd laugh at mine. Just sayin. I would- at your reaction... but you- not so much. You should ride an elevator with me sometime.
Ehh, it's not uncommon. I like it when Fin D is the big spoon, he just really knows how to hold a man, ya know? I only fart on him when he falls asleep though.
LOL. I hear ya. I hate when this happens: A packed movie gets out. You're standing at the urinal with a line waiting. Then mid-pee you feel a fart come on. You think you can squeeze it out slowly and silently..... then blam- the trumpet fart sounds off.
Frankly if you don't like farts, you aren't American....IDC what aisle you are in politics wise, can we all agree that every fart is like life's little wonder?? I remember back in the day when we were kids growing up we used put lighters to our asses as we farted to see what happened....good ole days yeah....
This. Smelly or not farts are awesome. Ive actually used them to chase people I dont like or dont want to be around out of a room. When theyre as effective as tear gas you know youve done something very right. And unless I like the people im around I have no shame about it either. Bonus points if youve ever hotboxed someone while they're sleeping...I.e. farted and then pulled the blanket over their face so the stench cant escape.
Im tempted to put this conversation in the trophy case. Seriously this thread has legendary potential.
Gotta love a good fart. The best ones are when you are trying to......(scratch that) .....The best ones are when somebody else tries to slowly let a big one go with out making a noise to draw attention. The tension builds the longer it quietly releases. At some point during the long silent fart, the tension gets so intense that the slightest squeak will send them jump out of their seats. ...I call it the fart rocket....
For the most part and I am being honest here, my farts don't stink.....my brizz is somewhat amazed how I can let them fly at holidays or restaurants and nothing by way of odor emanates.... Not the case with Chinese food though, I eat that and all bets are off.....mofos be feeling my fried rice from miles away... Anybody else have that issue? Chinese food makes you go boom?
Mine only starts stinkin when I try to start eating healthy. When I eat like burgers and pizza and such, its all just a fresh breeze.
Chinese food and Tuna are the 2 deadliest farts. If I eat tuna the fart will smell like tuna. Its an amazingly satisfying feeling knowing you can ruin someones day with a tuna fart.