(Fill in the Blank). Add context if you wish. No context necessary, just one-liners. That awkward moment when...
when...... you wave at someone and smile, and someone else thinks you are waving and smiling at them. You then have to walk right past that person and pretend you didnt see them waving and smiling back because you know they are going to be embarrassed.
That awkward moment when that hot girl on the beach is waving at you.........and then you realize she is just drowning. - Anthony Jeselnick
That awkward moment when you're watching your son, hes outside playing, you take a ****, and the front door opens with the neighbor kids mom asking for me, and my son saying "it'll be a few, hes pooping"
.....when you have an affair with a woman, who is in a relationship and her husband in the evening pulls the condom out of her *****..... TRUE STORY...happened to me a couple of months ago
The awkward moment when you watch this video and realize your reaction to the end. [video=youtube;gWnWoP2u-8g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWnWoP2u-8g[/video] Spoiler you're going to hell, bro
Thanks I feel terrible about myself now That awkward moment when a friend who is a "good girl" rests her head in your lap and you get a boner.
The moment you realize and you hope like hell the other person doesnt realize that years earlier you were way drunk and made stoopid ridiculous crazy fun of that person.
Why don't you guys just say.. "I laughed at a blind kid" "I popped a boner in my female friends face" What's all this 'awkward moment' bull****. Look… like this… I lost respect for Alex in this thread. I already had none for Lmeister. See how easy? Not awkward at all.
when you scratch your itchy butthole and then smell your fingers to see if your hand needs washing..... then realize the lady seated next to you in the theatre is watching. Now what? Do I pretend she didn't see me and continue filching her popcorn with that same hand errrr? Just a really awkward decision.
That awkward moment when you walk into the lounge of the Holiday Inn in Newark for a drink, and the bassist for the RATT tribute band onstage is Pagan. And he sees you too.
.... and you can't decide whether or not to put a dollar in his tip jar even though you feel like it's the right thing to do.