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  1. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Werst.strory.evar.
     
  2. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    So then i saw this bed on craigslist, i went to go check it out. $300, it seemed like a good price, but the seller was pushy.

    he said "so... do you want it?"

    i said "i dunno, i'll have to sleep on it"
     
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  3. TheMageGandalf

    TheMageGandalf Senior Member

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
    "The truth? You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
     
  4. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father,
    he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"
    He said because its so
    infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny
    I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy!
    And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!"
    "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key,
    shoved it down my pants.
    and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom,
    She said what the ****
    So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT!
    For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop
    said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary,
    then said she was a man.
    So I married her.
    Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear
    and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to
    to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and
    Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why
    cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high
    As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......
    my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it
    was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick
    Tracy super spy ring lingo
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab
    all hopped up on prozac
    thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread.
    lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell
    the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...
    tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up
    frog and then he.......
    road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo
    thinking of that infection
    that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute
    doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen
    with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....
    because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and...
    a slutty nurse walked up to me......
    and slapped me with a...
    black, and unusually very large...
    Lawsuit.....I was being sued for...
    Making a long crappy story on a message board named..
    Finfection, where people who wrote...
    Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died
    when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
    "The truth? You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
    Samphin stopped up the toilet.
     
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  5. TokyoFishFan

    TokyoFishFan New Member

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    Tokyo!
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"...He said because its so infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny and I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy! And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!" "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key, and shoved it down my pants, and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom, She said what the ****!, So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT! For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary, then said she was a man.
    So I married her. Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork.
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick Tracy super spy ring lingo...
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab--all hopped up on prozac--thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread. lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up frog and then he road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo thinking of that infection that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and a slutty nurse walked up to me and slapped me with a black, and unusually very large Lawsuit.....
    I was being sued for Making a long crappy story on a message board named Finfection, where people who wrote Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
    "The truth? You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
    Samphin stopped up the toilet.
    Lucky's Step-dad and Elton John then told Samphin too...
     
  6. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You guys screwed up the story again.
     
  7. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    ha! its not my fault!
     
  8. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    West Georgia
    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"...He said because its so infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny and I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy! And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!" "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key, and shoved it down my pants, and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom, She said what the ****!, So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT! For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary, then said she was a man.
    So I married her. Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork.
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick Tracy super spy ring lingo...
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab--all hopped up on prozac--thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread. lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up frog and then he road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo thinking of that infection that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and a slutty nurse walked up to me and slapped me with a black, and unusually very large Lawsuit.....
    I was being sued for Making a long crappy story on a message board named Finfection, where people who wrote Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
    "The truth? You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
    Samphin stopped up the toilet.
    Lucky's Step-dad and Elton John then told Samphin too...
    Lick it so you can
     
  9. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Yesterday I was talking to Lucky's step-father, he said, "Keep that in your pants."
    I asked him,"Why?"...He said because its so infected that it could get worse;
    then came the easter bunny and I bashed his brains in.
    And out came some candy! And a key!
    I said,"I like candy!" "But trix are for kids!"
    Then I grabbed the key, and shoved it down my pants, and headed towards the door.
    I turned, looking at Mom, She said what the ****!, So I punched her.
    She called the cops.
    The female cop was HOT! For a 78 year old cop.....
    I digress, the chick cop said bwa chicka bwah bwah and then.....
    looked up digress in the dictionary, then said she was a man.
    So I married her. Now Im a legal citizen!
    and take it in the rear and then I got pregnant
    but used the key I got from the Bunny's bashed brain's to unlock the chains around the stork of unpregnancy and Then I got high
    da, da, da, da-da
    I lost my kids and I know why cause I got high...
    Yelling "I'm rick james *****!"
    *then I danced around nude*
    and flew off on the stork.
    But eventually the Acid wore off....
    DAMN! Lucky sold me bunk Acid...
    And now my ***** is flacid.
    So I paid a visit to Ricky Williams at FAU...
    And I got high As a kite, I'm a Rocketman.
    I met a girl named inagadavita and she said....
    "When I think of those East End lights, muggy nights"
    And then I quickly replied.......my *** itches...
    but my *** was missing, it was here a second ago.
    It reminded me of juvy...
    When I dropped my Dick Tracy super spy ring lingo...
    I think it got eaten by that Dingo
    Who then began to vomit it out...
    The dingo was then checked into rehab for bulimia.
    When he came out of rehab--all hopped up on prozac--thats it finsane ruined it. shutdown the thread. lucky and seth angrily approached finsane with...
    The blowup doll from hell the thread died because of Finsane
    the thread died because of Lucky
    *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked* *sidetracked*
    Well, after we got sidetracked we...tried to reboot, but then...
    the thread died because of finsane
    It was then that in a fit of anger and grief bigdogshunt punched his blow up frog and then he road it hard, and left it hanging wet
    whilst I ran around loopy with arms akimbo thinking of that infection that i got from Prep
    at bandcamp with the flute doing Col. Mustard in the Kitchen with the rope AND the pipe
    ..im not touching this one....because now I have two infections!
    I went to the clinic to get "special" powder and a slutty nurse walked up to me and slapped me with a black, and unusually very large Lawsuit.....
    I was being sued for Making a long crappy story on a message board named Finfection, where people who wrote Long crappy stories were banned!
    UNLESS, they are really HOT chicks who look like...
    Lucky's step-father, who actually looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and...
    that green blow up doll Lucky built and calls Rod!!
    In other words, hot chicks with big plastic balls!!
    Anyways, there I was pleading my case to the judge.....
    and then everyone died when i karaoke'd my ding a ling like a ******ed...
    man who tries to slide across big piano keys.
    Thats when I changed my name from griddles to Elton John.
    the end...is near, "I said"...
    "The truth? You want the truth? You CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
    Samphin stopped up the toilet.
    Lucky's Step-dad and Elton John then told Samphin too...
    Lick it so you can
    stick it, you gotta get it...
     
  10. dolpns13

    dolpns13 Chest Rockwell is my hero

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    and then you'll RAMMMM IT
     

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