Nope. Unlike you, I have freedom to use a computer when my wife is around. Wait... do you have a wife?? I'm betting you do. That's her influence with all those pineapple and papaya based meals.
I'm think we need an Unfunny Duel between BPK & steveincolorado. The first one to make someone else laugh comes in second.
PRO TIP: You should have stopped at the first sentence, that warranted a smile, which is a start, but then you came in and Miley Cyrus'd the **** out of it and just made everyone feel awkward. Even the people who haven't read it yet feel awkward. FinD might even write in Bush in 2016 because of it. Now look at what you've done, Barry.
Yeah? Well you know who you are? The smelly guy of TP, because you're smelly. And you should go take a shower or something.