We're the Miami Dorrphins.. Miami Dorrphins... Miami Dorrphins Number Run... They wirr be so much better ren they fire that bard asshore Joe Phirrbin... No more rosses to the New Engrand Patriots and their evir coach, Birr Berrichick.
Miami's gaht da darrphins, Dah greatess footborr team, We tek de bahr fram gorr to gorr, rike no'one's evah seen, We're in dah err, We're on dah groun', We're arrways in kahntrorr, Cause when you seh Miami, You're tahrken Supraborr... ...
Kim Jong Un... apparently he broke his own internet.. or is it intranet... upon hearing the news that Joe Philbin is back with the Dolphins... the leader of N. Korea had this to say: This is a terribur day... unbereevabur...the fearress reader of my favorite team is back for another year. At reast Ryan Tannehirr is progressing.... and I ruv his wife... rooren... she is a beautifur brond gar.... I hate Stephen Ross... if his herricopter is rocated anywhere near my air space, I wirr down it quicker than you can say, new... new... nnnnnnunnnn... necrear... miss... nucrear missire... ****ing hard american ranguage...
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/north-korea-offers-direct-talks-with-us/ar-AA88ems Nucrear tests? Does that sound like a bad thing?