He has paid me a substantial amount of money to make this thread wishing him a Happy Birthday. Since no one likes him, I don't expect anyone to reply or send him any birthday wishes. Nevertheless, it's the thought that counts, right? Happy birthday, you Patriot fan ****. May your future be filled with sexually transmitted diseases.
At least he thought to pay someone for a Happy Birthday. Mine went by without comment (save for some fellow board members on facebook). Your team just won the Super Bowl again anyways, you don't need a Happy Birthday. PS: there is a whole sub-forum for birthdays - http://www.thephins.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?82-They-Say-It-s-Your-Birthday!
This isn't really a "birthday" thread as much as it's a "McLovin is a friendless loser, even CiF has people that love him, so let's pretend we care" thread.
Well, you never really fully get rid of it. It tends to rear its ugly head at the most inopportune time. One cow , one @&%$`n cow and it turns into a life sentence.
To be fair, the only difference between me and Tom Brady is a few Superbowl rings, flowing hair, a butt-chin, and a vagina.