This is gonna be a long read, so get a ****ing apple or something. To protect the innocent (and not so innocent), I'll leave the full detailed story and names out of this. I'll try to give the jist without pissing my best friend off... First off, you guys should know that Mindwarp and I have been best buds for going on 7 years. We worked together, partied together, fought, hugged, cried, and a list of other borderline homo events that I'm sure Enforcer, Sam, and Lucky will be happy to bring up... Why? Because they buy the tapes from me. Sorry Warp. In the last year or so (just about all of 2008), Warp and I both went through hell. Easily one of the worst years in each of our lives (albeit very different situations). Warp moved to Port Saint Lucie (PSL to the hip Floridian crowd). He opened a business and started doing, what looked like, a great thing at the end of 2007. Enter 2008... The economy plummets, and life starts to suck. Money problems lead to family problems, family problems = hell on earth. In 2008 Warp had to do the hardest thing that big oaf ever had to do. He recognized his marriage was falling apart, and split with his wife of 7 years. There are 2 kids involved and they are truly the pride and joy of old Warpy's life. Later in 2008 life really starts to suck. The job market is terrible. Warp is having a tough time working. Whatever he does scrumb up he happily renders to his children's well being. He's literally broke. He sleeps in a friend's extra room looking desperately for a decent paying job. (To be continued...) With Mor, Mor had a great job. An excellent one! Remember all those videos Mor and Warp used to make at work? That's where I still worked. And I loved every second of it... Until late 2007. When my old company (Affinity Internet - The greatest web hosting company on earth... May it rest in peace) was bought and gobbled up very hostile and aggressively by Hostway Corp. Hostway (a terrible terrible company... NEVER HOST WITH THEM!) was a Korean-owned company that abused the hell out of it's employees. They killed all benefits and made work terrible. Right before laying off half the company, they altered the severance package to... suck. It was bad. I knew my days were numbered. There was no room for an outgoing energetic trainer in their totalitarian corporate bull****. I quit. No job lined up, and fueled by pride, I quit. I know it's dumb, but I had to. Luckily, I landed a pretty good training position for a Business Management firm. They were ok, but the numbers weren't right. It was getting harder and harder to make ends meet. I was living with my brothers in a great house in Pines - That we pretty much rent from my parents. But times are tough. One brother waits tables and his restaurant wasn't doing well. Now me and the other one are covering his bills and the other side of the rent. Long story short, bank accounts were counting in the wrong direction. To make it worse, I was talking to another potential employer and my company got wind of it and fired me. I didn't have the job, I was just talking to the guy. It was bull, but whatever. Now i needed work. Behind on light bill, behind on insurance... Life is sucking. (to be continued...) Keep in mind, all the while Warp and I try to maintain our sanity and have some fun here ion the site... Trying to avoid the inevitable "feel sorry for me" thread... (yeah, this one). Fast forward to last month... Actually, don't fast forward... Both stories are at last month now. Warp nails an AWESOME job. It's all client management and it pays bigtime! It's a small family owned company. I don't want to name the company or get into details (not trying to cause corporate issues yet), but the company does VERY well. Walt walks in and starts kicking *** instantly. Like a true bud, what does he do? Got Mor in with the bosses and got me a job there. Now we're both co-workers again and we are banking pretty well. Now we need to fix our housing situation. My parents bailed my brothers out, so they're good.. I need a place. Warp wants a place to... Wait. DING! We can be roommates. Mindwarp and Mor got together (no homo) and rented an apartment. A little over priced, but we need to live a little after 2008. We'll be moving to Coral Spring (from Pembroke Pines - Sorry pines guys). In this developement... Club Mira Lago Home Page In one of these.... http://clubmiralago.com/images/sources/CML3bdr.pdf Life is actually turning up well. We actually move in first thing in the morning. I can't sleep and I'm pumped. We're making great money and I get to live with my best bud (again, no homo). Why am I telling everyone this?? Well. In the next few weeks you'll no doubt here about me and warp rommating (geez i'm ghey), and I wanted it to be clear to my fam hear what the story was. So, Coral Springs... Here I come. Warp too. Ok guys... Proceed with the gay jokes and Morwarp bashing.
no homo indead... I can't wait.. btw.. Uhaul dicked me and didn't call me today.. I don't care if I have to walk my **** to Coral Springs... im getting up there.
and in walked lucky. Your savior. The man who lifted you up and bought your tapes when no one else believed in your ability as a director/actor. edit: and I am so crashing on your couch........
the hell witht he couch.. its a 3 bed room, one of the weeks I don't have the kids you can sleep on there bed.
U-haul sux. you should have gone with Penske. I've been around the u-haul business and they have chit trucks that they repair with duct tape and bailing wire. be careful one more thing, spend as much time with the kids as possible.
uh....you sure you want your kids sleeping in the same bed lucky has been in? the fleas....ticks.....uh...stains..... on the real though, i wish you guys best of luck....maybe one of these days i'll take you guys out for drinks on me...not literally on me of course but you catch my drift.
i got my kids every other week.. yeah 7 days straight and LadyLucky... not sure yet... might be Bunkbeds
since your gonna be in the kids room, you can use the same size condoms as my 4 yr old son. yeah, my son is a pimp, he gets more play than me.
looks like a drunk bumb jesus christ dude go to a homeless shelter and shower or something warp.........
btw... this week I am in love with the girl with the drink in her hand... Taking applications for next week.
funny you don't remember, YOURE the hot mama in this photo. edit: plus, i never wear spots, that's so 90s....dont you know anything lucky?
Glad you guys have gotten to the light at the end of the tunnel. Nice to see hard workin' guys make it.