they will never think to look there, and if they do I think getting arrested will be the least of my worries.........
Actually lucky we're kind of going the same way here. you see I feel like giving a big tip to a lousy waiter is very similar to what would happen to you in a jail cell. we would both be getting f****d over by someone that we didn't think deserved what they were getting.
No-one is going to question under what circumstances you need your own name on your neck? What in case you forget who you are? You'll never get amnesia? What?