So I'm now running Ubuntu and Windoze side by side. Never under-estimate the power of drivers when you can't seem to get online with windows. It usually helps to have them installed I hope this system doesn't become corrupt
It might be that you are stoned and have no idea how install them.... Other than that I think you might be high.... Ah hell mate.
That's about how long it has been since I've used windows Every linux I've ever installed automatically puts me online...