Our team needed the better runner in the game....I have a tendency to get picked off from time to time. You forgot about the bags!? That was the blue-ribbon winner for inspirational stories.
In Jersey's defense, it was unseasonably warm for this time of year. I think most yards are typically dead until about May or so. If you went back later in teh year, you may have better luck. They don't call it the garden state for nothing. Just have to hit it at the right time. Not every state has plush, thick gardens like Ohio. Hell, driving around my neighboorhood in California you would see dirt lots everywhere. Stupid Knicks fans. You guys know nothing.
my list..... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. iam still drunk................................... ill post mine later....iam exhausted
Chris should do high school tour of motivational speeches with that story. Or the epic "double boner," saga. He will jog our memories once he stops driving 15 hours straight.
Too many damn Mikes on this site, get your own names! SFL or normal Florida? I'd say the same thing about Florida if the state didnt oddly resemble a *****.
Ok.....now that i slept.....my actual list.... 1. i am still drunk... 2. seriously i drank so much friday night, free beer is hard to turn down 3. jim is in a hotel room 320 days of the year 4. and he hasnt been home sense christmas 5. so i guess thats a good enough reason to blow his money on more beer for us drunk bastards. 6. a radio show in a packed loud sports bar in new jersey is a terrible idea....miami mike does his show from a radio station....i see why. 7. the show will be in the lobby next year 8. fin-o still wears jeans with rips in them..... 9. i nick-named him "white snake" 8. whata queer 9.i thought id hate fin-o 10. how right i was...... 11. nah hes awesome, i love the dude 12. sam cant fly. 13. ken cant wake up. 14. eric talks about his "guns" alot. 15. he has no guns................... 16. in_flames has a awesome house. 17. its gorgeous. 18. his facial hair is gorgeous also.... 19. mandy cusses really loud in chillis and its embarassing. 20. how did i NOT puke saturday morning?! 21. was that old lady real?!??! 22. i saw her at breakfast the next day.....she IS real!!!! 23. i ****ing hate new jersey 24. the driving scheme is an absolute joke...... 25. turn right.....to turn left..... 26. and they call them "jug handles" 27. how about you just make a ****ing turning lane?! 28. jersey doesnt have grociery stores....they just eat tourists 29. jersey is pissed people only go there to drive-thru to new york 30. the plain yellow license plates suck also.... 31. the dolphins need to change their "fight song" 32. its completley out dated, terrible sound quality, the guys voice makes my ears bleed, and we havent been "talking superbowl" sense the 80s 33. the bbq bacon burger is fantastic.... 34. and expensive.... 35. everything at mikes is.... 36. ironic how sams bar tab turned out "124" dollars??? i think not..... 37. everyone should try to go next year.....you get a discount on your room... 38. only $677.00 for 2 nights!!!!!! 39. thank....you? 40. the ride home sucks like crazy..... 41. fin-o was sleep walking all day friday 42. nevermind.....thats just "him" 43. 33 is also "EE" backwards..... 44. i am 1 of only 2 skankskys in this world....... 45. wtf? 46. pat white wont be drafted till the 3rd or 4th round.... 47. good call sick 48. whispers "sammmmmm......do you have a quarter?!?!" 49. there is no wait time for 4 people at chilis on a saturday night in jersey....who knew? 50. this trip rocked....but was not long enough great time.....it will go down in infamy. when i get my camera usb i will post some pics......woot!
You guys. I just read through this whole thread. You are absolutely hysterical - thanks for the good laugh. I've needed one lately. Thanks for the very kind words everyone. I feel the same way about all of you and the Sports Zone. And I've been yelling at my husband every time we drive because I never understood the concept of turning right to turn left. In Florida, you just turn left. John - dude - sorry, Mike's has no pool. There is a very, very, very expensive hotel down Route 10 near Livingston Circle that does - you could stay there. Would be great to see more newbies next year - or maybe even for our kickoff party.!
What happened there Chris? You didn't get the rate you were supposed to? I would have spoken to Mike. And way more than that. I Forget the name - it's a 5 diamond, 5 star resort hotel.
my account got charged 677 dollars for the room.....i woke up saturday and randomly looked at my statement online and almost had a cow.....the people at ramada inn took care of it though, and the money is comfortably nestled back into my account haha....
Man, wish I could have made it, maybe next year. Having never met any of you fine Fin Fans before, it would absolutely rock to do so. Maybe we can get a tailgate going here in S FL during preseason (so we don't miss any real games!!!) or the first home game? I wouldn't charge anywhere near $677 for someone to crash my couch or spare bedroom, either. I think someone needs to elaborate on the plastic bag story, and the double boner....
I don't understand the turn right to turn left thing you all are talking about. Do you mean there's a lot of "no left turn" signs?
No Rocky - the jughandle on most major roads (not necessarily highways) in Jersey. I lived in Florida before I moved here and lived a couple of other places where on major roads, you just turn left. You don't have to take a jughandle to turn left. On most local roads not so much, but Route 10 happens to be one of the major roads that you have to take a jughandle and Eisenhower Parkway as well. The signs are U and Left Turns Only. And you live in Jersey? J/K
It is definitely easier to turn left everywhere else I have been(or U-turn). Especially Texas. Did anyone mention how NJ still has gas attendants?!
At long last....the list you have been waiting for. Ken is still the man. Pool takes really long to play when you see two of everything. ANYTHING you Tell Sam while intoxicated, he will do.,,,ANYTHING Ron Simmons!!!!!!! Sam has inner anger issues triggered by fruit in liquid. Apparently telling a jewish guy "whats up pimpin?" is a bad idea. Mandy does in fact cuss and drink like a sailor. Sick is jealous of my gun show. If you act now I throw in one for free. FinO is short!!!! And he does not really work as a massuese in a gay bar. Jason is a sexy man beast. Jaegger hates me. I cannot out drink Mandy. Spanish women still hate you even if you know some spanish. A/C?? Whats this contraption you speak of? Dolfan Rodney's GF is a great lady..... Juan pisses off black people when he drinks. Rodney Hampton looks more like Casey Hampton now. Body paint...is...awesome... Everything else has been covered. Special one: Mandy is awesome and has now joined the ranks of my best buds for life list. Chris, I still hate you. Awesome weekend, I had a blast next time we do it longer!!!
awww thanks e.....i ****ing warned you guys i cuss like a sailor....i did not know that i drank like one too until this weekend! yes, i think i drink like a fishy does!
nah just hisself.... and apparently with his right hand because he's a lefty!! who knew!! oh wait i did
yup, and they like to stand outside with one pant leg up like gangsters even if they're 50 year old white men!
Oh please, like I am going to see any of them ever again (lets forget that I went back there just a few mere hours later.)
well, 12+1 = 13. so he's saying your 13 years old. overall solid joke, i like how it was quick and to the point, i also happen to like the smiley. i'll give it a B+ overall. and its insulting because...im guessing...you're not actually 13, you're probably older than that...again im guessing..., and infering that you're only 13 is poking fun at how he (stitches) sees you as a poster...which may include being immature and stoopid. Thus, it should be insulting. I'll conclude by saying that stitches did not fail with his attempt at humour, but rather you failed at your attempt at calling him out.
I understood the joke. I didn't think it was funny. And it didn't insult me. It rolled off me like water off a ducks back. Stitches fail.