Just-2-Talk Volume 4... the saga continues...

sigh

 

and put on some pants.

 

What's wrong Felix?

 

cool...wife gets home....first time seeing her sense friday....and shes a *****......

i miss nj

 

the sad thing is you seemed surprised

 

she just needs to get laid.....ill take care of that

 

until she tells you she has a headache

 

Thats when you show her this article that states of the women who have had sex while suffering through a migraine, 61% of them report relief.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManagement/Story?id=4241193&page=1

 

and during menstrual cycles, masturbation can help relieve cramps.

bet chicks didnt know that. they should. no more excuses ladies!

 

I'm waiting for the study that claims:

"3-ways are good for the female gallbladder"

 

what isnt?

 

I'm so ****ing pissed right now.

 

Did you steal that from Aqua's myspace?

 

What happened?

Crabs?

 

the Heat played like ****, and yeah Crabs.

 

Its just the NBA.

No, but seriously, nobody has a shot at taking down Cleveland. Its all "whatever".

 

Its just an overhyped QB you drafted.

 

Ouch. That hurt. Because, you know, I havn't been bashing the idea of drafting him since February or anything.

 

What's the Heat?

 

This day is bringing the suck. People and inanimate objects are conspiring to piss me off in every way possible.

 

So you resorted to wearing an avy related to Iowa?

Awesome.

 

a basketball team

 

So tomorrow I embark on my trip home...

 

this summer is going to be a PITA.

 

Shonn Greene is from New Jersey. He's the man.

 

From where, Eric?

 

So how does it feel to be a Dolphin Nalbo?

 

Candyland.

 

I want Nalbone's contract.

 

the buffet ?

 

uh oh....

 

Duck!

 

a duck buffet?

 

Oh ****.

 

I hate my in-laws.

 

Go pillage their homeland and burn their homes to the ground.

 

Murder them.

 

I'm back from your mother's buffet guys she's out of lactose. And I'm home...