sign him up now. twenty years from now we have a NT. Man I hope it was a cessarian for the husband's sake. Would kinda suck doing your manly duties if it wasnt after that mack truck went through http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93042?fp=1 Attention moms! Can we have your attention please? To everyone who likes to brag about giving birth to 8, 9, even 10-lb. babies, we advise you keep quiet around Ani from Indonesia. The woman recently delivered a 19.2-lb. bruiser, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country.
Asked later how she was feeling, the mother said, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWCH!!!
laughed out loud on that one. Probably also thinking "please Jesus, hope this guy doesnt roll over on me in his sleep"
That's it. The Asians are genetically engineering Super Babies to take over the world and, amongst other things, flood the NBA of dominant Big Men at the Center position.
In related news: www.palmbeachpost./Ireland-flies-to-indonesia.com This man: Was seen at the hospital in Indonesia with a stop watch and several small orange cones and a checkbook in hand