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The brilliance of Jets Fans

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by Samphin, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    This was posted over at www.fanhell.com (mor's site). Never underestimate how bright your enemy is (or isn't). If you have small children you may want to have them leave the room. Not because of the swearing, but because if they see the butchering of the english language that I am about to post, it may very well unravel any and all schooling that they have received so far.

    Thank you Gyno Tony, you have officially leapt right over Fireperson Ed as my favorite Jet mascot.


    You've been warned...

     
  2. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  3. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    One thing about Jets fans......they never let you down. You just can't stereotype them enough.
     
  4. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    my favorite was this gem, from when we beat the Jests, crushing their dreams and locking up the AFC East last season.

    all class.

    he found finhell from "the other site." we kind of keep him around like a mutt. but god i hope he doesn't show up here. i yield no ban hammer.:cry:
     
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  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Forced sterilization for the state of new jersey sounds like a good idea.
     
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  6. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    lol.........he's just too good to be true

    Some would question if he was real but I've met plenty of guys just like him, it's a wonder they could actually find Florida on a map
     
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  7. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    He is very real.We cross referenced everything we could to make sure we weren't being pranked. Part of the misspellings might be a bit of a put on, but his fandom forthe Jets is 100% legit. We have come close to banning him so many times, but, honestly...he is like our own version of Howard Stern's wackpack. He is just funny to look at and view.

    Even his bretheren at jetnation pretty much ignore this clown. I look forward to his posts like a kid on Christmas at this point.

    edit: here is his brilliant avy. :lol: [​IMG]
     
  8. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    Oh most deff......you can't get rid of the forum punching bag.

    Yeah when I saw that avatar and his Camaro, I was in tears. You just don't see ppl these days with that kind of ability to live up to the stereotype
     
  9. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    the gastineau avy is just the cherry on top
     
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  10. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    lol..........it really is
     
  11. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    :knucks:

    I do!

















































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    :lol:
     
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  12. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i should be able to thank this post more than once!
     
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  13. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You can thanks her vicariously through me.
     
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  14. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    :yes: :up:

    OT slightly - hate this time of year up here. There is so much smack going on in the local area and on the airwaves - they had an interview with Sanchez on last night's news with a segue that went "move over Derek Jeter - there's a new bachelor in town" and then you see all these young girls gushing over how hot Sanchez is. Makes me want to :p.
     
  15. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :pity:

    Jet's fans: Proof that evolution is real.
     
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  16. azfinfanmang

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    Do they at least take the time to photoshop all those brown growths on his face??? :pity:

    Nothing like the NY media to make a Mountain out of a MOLE covered face :lol:
     
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  17. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Sammy, there is ZERO doubt this is a much better site when your around :yes:

    Well, much funnier anyways :shifty:
     
  18. njfinfan

    njfinfan The First Lady

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    I agree Kenny! :up:
     
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  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    To him the coveted award....

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    This place is screaming for a Jets/Phins gameday smack thread. :lol:
     
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  21. BwanaZulia

    BwanaZulia New Member

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    Don't make me crawl this this or FH and find the gems...

    All fan bases have idiots... we have more idiots because we have more fans.. :)

    BZ
     
  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    or your gene pool is smaller. just saying.
     
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  23. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    We'll save that for when you're leaving our stadium Monday night
     
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  24. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    LOL...that's a good one. If you think that there are more Jet fans nationwide than Dolphin fans, you really ARE drinking that kool aid! :tongue2:
     
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  25. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    Isn't "The brilliance of Jets fans" an oxymoron? :tongue2:

    Seriously though, OMG...that dude is a friggin' trip! You can almost picture him in your mind. I envision some sort of cross between Andrew Dice-Clay and the guy that played Louie on Taxi. Fat, loud and obnoxious.

    What a loser...:loser:
     
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  26. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    The delusions go really far with Jet fans.

    Does he really know that outside of a couple of neighborhoods in Jersey...there are NO Jet Fans?

    Jet Fans are New Yorkers that can't get Giant tickets.
     
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  27. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Who remembers him as "Louie from Taxi" instead of Danny De Vito ???:lol:
     
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  28. PS17

    PS17 NYJ 2010!!!

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    He is by far the dumbest poster on JetNation. Embarrassing.
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
  29. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    I dunno. 124 is up there.
     
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  30. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Thats not really seperating him from the pack.
     
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  31. azfinfanmang

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    Zing!!!!!
     
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  32. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    Somewhere in the world some father just smacked his wife and said "And you wanted a kid".
     
  33. GreenMachine

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    No trash talk...heh.

    Inching closer to PH
     
  34. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    FH.
     
  35. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    we don't need trash talk your fans do that with their own signs (J E S T).

    that and i'm pretty sure that under "****ty football team" in the dictionary it has the Jets listed. So it's pretty much common knowledge.
     
  36. DarkLadyJets

    DarkLadyJets Sanchez FTW!

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    Gyno Tony is a weirdo. Not an accurate depiction of JETS fans
     
  37. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    link?
     
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  38. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Three mile island? :whistling:
     
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  39. Jeffrey

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    Jets fans continue to prove how ****ing stupid they are.
     
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  40. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i heard you dated him for a while.:whistling:
     

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