At least 70 years old, maybe older. Anyway, what happened was that I was standing in line in the grocery store, and this old woman ahead of me started talking to me. I'm a nice guy, so I started talking back. She finished, and went outside. When I came out, she was waiting for me, telling me that I was cute. I was stunned, but kept moving towards my truck. She didnt take the hint, and followed me, saying that she thinks I'd be fun to hang out with, and winks. She sees the Dolphins bumper sticker on my truck, and tells me how she used to be a Dolphins fan, etc. Finally, I uncomfortably said 'Maam?' She then says 'Oh, are you married?' I said YES! She then says 'Oh I'm sorry, I'm just a dirty old lady, but its your loss, big boy!' I got the hell out of there.
first the interview about your membership in the nra and now this. you might want to just stay at home the rest of your life b.
So this is why old women are always breaking their hips,they always say the fell...clever. Grannies always playing innocent.
You should have got some head and spooned for a few minutes. Then have her add you to her will and give you some cash from the ATM. I see that as a win/win/win situation. Hell, maybe she had a hot granddaughter at home and you totally blew it!
i'm guessing great grandma i'd like to **** or great grandaughter i'd like to **** depending on frumundah finnatic's type... which i'd say is probably the first one
chances are if i was walking toward my vehicle in a grocery store parking lot i might be able to get away from a 70 year old woman then she winked at you and noticed your Dolphins bumper sticker sounds bogus or you were interested in doing her
You do like to stir the pot. Not just here, but every thread you post in. However, she was parked 2 spaces away from me, and its kind of hard to miss my bumper sticker because its at the top of the back window of the truck. On a side note, I don't live in Florida anymore, and I have lots of people strike up a conversation with me and say "Yeah, I used to root for the Dolphins when _______ played for them. (Usually, Marino, but I've also heard Griese and Csonka thrown in there too) My response is always "Then you were never a true fan if you aren't rooting for them now."
if she was 25 and hot id stick around other than that i wouldnt get into a conversation with a 70 year woman about the dolphins even if she called me cute and winked just saying
LMAO!!! No, this woman was older than that one..even after all these years. Maybe by only 10 years, but still. That was also 15 years ago!
You're reading way too much into this. Really. Since you are so determined to put more into this story then is there, here are a few more response options you can copy and paste to make it easier for you... Option A, I think Bill was really hot on that granny! Option B, I think Bill just made up the story to look cool in front of a bunch of internet strangers! Option C, I am a blowhard who comes onto a message board for my team, and I try to belittle every post on that board to make myself look cool and everyone else look like a moron because I'm 29 and live in my mom's garage in Bithlo. Just saying.