Since the dawn of time man has gazed up at the heavens and wondered what feels better:
Taking a huge dump or taking a nice long piss?
I'm going to have to go with piss, taking a leak isn't painful as most bowel movements can be(depending on what you ate or if your sick)
Pissing can be quite enjoyable of you dont have an STD, UTI or a KS.
especially when you've had a lot to drink, a beer piss is very relieving.
oh and ladies, contrary to popular belief we know you poo and fart so dont act all disgusted by this subject.
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which bodily function is more relieving?
Poll closed Jun 29, 2009.
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Droping he kids of at the pool
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Uncorking.
59.1%
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I agree with taking a piss. Plus, some dumps can get REAL messy. Then it quickly turns from relief into a job.
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I have a saying that there a 3 things in life that bring great relief to a guy. Cant say the other two, but one of them was taking a nice long piss.
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A good leak takes the cake because that can be done almost anywhere (thank God I'm a guy).
Oh and I prefer to call the other "Taking the browns to the super bowl"Fin D likes this. -
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Fin D and Frumundah Finnatic like this.
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I once had a girlfriend that described taking a dump as orgasmic. Ever since then I have looked at things a little differently. I'm going with poop.
Vengeful Odin likes this. -
ill go with "he kids"
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Taking a piss is less messy, easier and it feels so much better.
Taking a dump sucks.Frumundah Finnatic likes this. -
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This is one the tougher questions I've seen in a long time.
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messy can be a problem, but i have solved that just 99.9%. i made the switch to baby wipes and i havent looked back
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I prefer calling it, "Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages." or "Crapikaze Porcelain Harbor".
You guys can't take all experiences of one and the other then vote.
Compare the best crap ever to the best piss ever. Dump wins.HardKoreXXX likes this. -
Frumundah Finnatic, dolfan32323, NaboCane and 2 others like this.
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maynard and Frumundah Finnatic like this.
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taking a dump. especially since my digestive system is on its own schedule and i happen to go at least twice a day. especially if i have coffee in the morning. i dont really have a pissing problem even when i drink alot of soda/caffeine. But bad bowels run in my family.
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The great thing about taking a dump is if it's especially impressive, you can take a picture and show it off to all your friends. Can't really do that with a long whiz.
Where's everybody going?Frumundah Finnatic, Fin D and FinSane like this. -
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I like dumping because I can sit, relax, catch up on my reading and I always feel good afterwards.
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Rocky Raccoon likes this.
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I have to say a dump, because, personally, when I have a bad day, and I take a crap, I feel a whole lot better.