Just don't let him turn into a Joe Namath (I love Namath, btw). Of course, he's already had a rough year ...
Another Illegitimate Child was fathered last night. Hopefully with a track running female tho. that way the kid can have an arm like his daddy and running ability like his momma
You guys should be up against a wall and shot. Im reading this thread and doing a few Hail Marys for you all. tut tut tut.
Breaking News: Data, character from the hit SciFi show Star Trek rumored to be Marino's new illegitimate son.
Well it wouldn't be the 1st time. My one and only experience with Dan Marino was after a team awards banquet and let's just say that Claire was pouring poor Dan into the SUV right after taking pictures with fans on their way out the door. To have to be helped to the car by your wife because you can't stand on your own is pretty pathetic for the starting QB in the NFL. I'm not sure but it wouldn't surprise me to find out Dan has a **ahem** "problem".
:Pacino-Cuban accent: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' *******s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the great QB of all time." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always throw a touchdown. Even when I spike the ball. So say good night to the the great QB! Come on. The last time you gonna see a QB like this again, let me tell you."
Griese is about ready to cop a feel... And Dan has his index finger out ready to do god knows what with...