Sell the name to the highest bidder. Seems to work for the stadium. We could be called something different every year. This year we will be the Miami Sun Lifers.
Miami No-Shows Cuz you fans down there are poor and can't even bang the joint out in a playoff game....
hahahah Just playing brother, if I had nothing but hot chicks, clear oceans, and Ocean Drive, I probably wouldn't go either hahahah...actually I still would....although I'd wanna shoot the speakers once Buffet came on that hack..... I gotta stay up here and fight the good fight in enemy territory and make these Pats fans realize that they suck...so much fun doing that...
How about "The Miami Boys" You know like "The Jersey Boys." Or, "Tony's Team" and don't you forget it!
How about South Beach Sword Fighters? No, wait...what?! Or, Paradise Lost Losers? Naaa...to negative. North Havana Nightmare? No...that's not P/C. Wait...how 'bout Delfines de Miami! Yeah, that's it! They'll never figure it out if it's just in Spanish...right?
I actually like that. Problem is...we'd have to change it if we ever got rid of Coach Sparano. Either that, or make sure our next coach is named Tony...lol!
