That's why I always laugh when guys say "I NEVER pay for it, man!" when the topic of hookers comes up. I always just smile and say "suuuuuure you don't bro."
By the calculator, I pay for it, but I don't know if I could get a good BJ for my calculated cost. Thankfully my GF likes a ton of the same stuff I do, so not much time gets wasted that I wouldn't waste on my own.
Jesus Christ, I just found out that It'd be cheaper for me to bang hookers than to be married! What a fool I've been...
Hookers are alot cheaper. They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell and they don't call you on the phone !!!