Chile Earthquake May Have Shortened Days on Earth

Holy ****.

All I've got to say is, there was an earthquake so powerful it changed the length of a day, but it didn't move Rex's big ***.

 

1.26 milliseconds? Whoopty freakin' doo.

If I drink enough, it shortens the length of a day at least 4 hours.

 

Not much time but pretty cool still.

Now I just have to plan around that 1.26 millisecond.

 

Does that mean that football season is 1.26 milliseconds less away?

 

Well now I have the PERFECT excuse to tell my boss why I didn't do my reports. There is simply not enough time in a day...

 

Is that what they meant when they said,"It will be the end of days as we know it"

 

It adds up.....

 

Make sure you put cover sheets on those tps reports!

 

whoa, thats cra

 

Karma Nabo?
lol

 

I want those microseconds of my life back

 

assume you live another 100 years, multiply that by 365 days thats 36,500 * 1.26 miliseconds = 45,990 miliseconds. whats that like 45 seconds you lose?

son of a ***** ! f.u. moving earth crust. f.u.

 

Son of a *****. What has Chile ever contributed that's been useful?

Now they take my time away?! a$$holes!

 

apparently they invented the texas flag

 

i blame ted ginn