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Jessica Simpson is apparantly....really good in bed.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    The Link is the Playboy web site. You have to look it up. I am not sure if it is against the TOS to link to that site.

    I am usually pretty good with this....I gotta say, I never pegged her as being the "sexual napalm" type.
     
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  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    yeah he's comparing her to cocaine and taking that comparison way to far by saying he wants to snort her. I think Mayer has officially lost it...........
     
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  3. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    old news. I hit that years ago. Warp was way better
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West 'Parcells' Guy

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    In other breaking news the sky is blue on sunny days
     
  5. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    Really?

    TDF's law of female sexual aptitude:
    Super-hot + SUPER-dumb = extraordinary in the sack
     
  6. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Wait, What????? to far? to far? ney, just right!
     
  7. eric

    eric New Member

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    i would be jessica simpson's sex slave.
    she could keep me locked up in her mansion or bring me with her on a leash where ever se went.
     
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  8. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    someone cut me a line please
    ill have a snort
     
  9. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Super-hot a lot of times means pretty crapy in the sack.

    However you are missing, very restrictive childhood. She is a good christian woman who exploded sexually once she became famous
     
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  10. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Lost all respect for Meyer when I read that a couple weeks ago.

    How crass, to say things like that about anyone.

    Without publishing her phone number as well.
     
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  11. charlestonphan

    charlestonphan Junior Member

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    Mayer or Simpson? :shifty:
     
  12. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    wouldnt you like to know :hi5: :knucks: :yes: :shifty:
     
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  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    he's like yeah dude shes like cocaine you can sprinkle her in other things to raise the value as well as cut her with various household products. Yeah like I said he took that comparison a bit too far........
     
  14. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    She is a celebrity, she isn't a real person.
     
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  15. ASUFinFan

    ASUFinFan Uh huh

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    I'm not suprised. She looks kinky. All you gotta do is pop in the dukes of hazzard dvd.
     
  16. Ultra

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    one of the greatest remakes ever :lol:
     
  17. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    bah... over rated
     
  18. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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  19. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i heard once on howard stern, that mayer used to hit her in the backdoor quite often. this was from that gossip guy perez hilton
     
  20. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Cmon now she isn't that smart so she obviously has other skills. These are her skills.
     
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  21. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    I'd love to hit that any day, any hour, any season of the year.
     
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  22. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    dude what did we say about you beating up women........
     
  23. Merauder

    Merauder Perseverance

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    John Mayer + Jessica Simpson = hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Get into it.
     
  24. DOLPHAN1

    DOLPHAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

    :sidelol:
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    :hump:
     
  26. charlestonphan

    charlestonphan Junior Member

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    guess it was Mayer after all! :knucks:
     
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  27. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    I have to admit to never really finding Jessica Simpson to be all that before; but I saw her on Letterman a couple nights ago and she looks amazing.
     
  28. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Id like to find out exactly how good she is in bed....
     
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  29. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I saw it too.

    She looked good. And confident. Always a good combo.

    She didn't miss a beat when he was asking her about all of this stuff. Impressive.
     
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  30. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    Didn't she say she didn't brush her teeth when on Letterman? Kinda funny, but who cares...
     

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