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Remember..Today Is April Fools

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by JimToss, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    Just decide to post this as a reminder.
    Today is April Fool's Day.
    Any article that has Brandon Marshall to the Dolphins. Ronnie Brown to the Jets. Bill Parcells to the Bills. Or Bill Belicheck to the Dolphins is a complete ruse.
    If they care enough they may even link to an article on some random blog site (Bleacher Report) that has the sentence structure of a 3rd grade history paper.

    Just try not to get your panties in a ruffle over anything happening on this website, or in your life today. Less egg on your face tomorrow.
     
  2. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Are you just trying to trick us?
     
  3. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Not really ruffled by much these days, up here in Rhode Island we are swimming....sucks...I wish this flooding crap was an April Fools joke....
     
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  4. FinSane

    FinSane Cynical Dolphins Fan

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    Well thanks Mr. Killjoy
     
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  5. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    well i heard the Dolphins might actually be interested in drafting dez bryant and resigning jason taylor.
    this just in ronnie brown now has top end speed
    :lol:
     
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  6. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    the pats are gonna win the super bowl this year...

    april fools.
     
  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Its actually April 2nd.
     
  8. Gitrdone

    Gitrdone New Member

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    Canada EH!
    Ricky Williams never smoked pot, it was catnip!
     
  9. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    You're not an ***.
     
  10. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    :knucks::up:
     
  11. aboome

    aboome Resident Madden God Club Member

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    Ditto Warwick Mall looks like a Tsunami hit it
     
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  12. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    no doubt son........your place okay??
     
  13. Rhody Phins Fan

    Rhody Phins Fan Well-Known Member

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    Can't we just threaten to ban anyone who makes something up? I mean does anyone find April fools jokes funny?
     
  14. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    what about you Rhody, your place alright??
     
  15. Rhody Phins Fan

    Rhody Phins Fan Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I'm good I don't live near any rivers although I've had to take some detours in my town due to flooded streets. I'm lucky because some of these others towns are absolutely screwed. The second biggest mall in the state is under about four feet of water. Thanks for asking.
     
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  16. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    My house is good I live in Cumberland, vaccumned up a couple of liters worth in my basement, but my mom is screwed...her basement is done, raw sewage all that....she is in Cranston...spent last night helping her out...
     
  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    you guys be safe.



    april fools.



    naw I'm an ***, be safe.
     
  18. Rhody Phins Fan

    Rhody Phins Fan Well-Known Member

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    Wow I didn't even see that you're from Rhode Island too. Yeah I can't believe how hard Cranston and Warwick got hit. My basement only had about an inch. This turned out to be a real mess.
     
  19. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    Breaking News: Your mother has rabies!



    April Fools! She's just drooling because she's off her meds.
     
  20. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    that would be me with the rabies....my mother called me, she wasn't touching that sheeeet....:pity:

    yeah so if I say something like I hope they draft Bryant or Spiller, alert me, because I am "infected".....
     
  21. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    So the story about the Dolphins using Marino's DNA to clone a new QB to be ready to play this year isn't true??? And the free cheerleaders for Fans to take home from the game ISN'T TRUE????

    :cry:
     
  22. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    cheerleaders are not prizes, they are people.













    April fools! :lol:
     
  23. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Ronnie will head but you in the hole. :)
     
  24. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    What or Who is April Fools?:confused2:
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Tom Brady is a man....Thats not an April Fool's joke but its still shocking.
     
  26. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Is it sad that I read this thread this morning before going to school and ended up writing 4/2/2010 on my paper in every class?
     
  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Try not to suck I guess.
     
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  28. Jaj

    Jaj Registered

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    I made probably the worst error ever. I sent a fairly personal message to someone and it was 11:58. For an hour they thought it was an April Fool's joke until they finally got it. FML
     
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  29. ILPhinFan88

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  30. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    i want 10 of them! they will go great with my invisible bowl of diamonds.
     

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