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Bear knows Kung Fu?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by BuckeyeKing, May 17, 2010.

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  1. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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  2. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    We've known about a bear's capabilities for a while now...


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  3. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    That could just be like a dog playing with a stick but with the more dexterous arms that a bear has. It could be a guy in a bear suit.

    I'm inclined to be believe it's real as it is common in nature as seen in this documentary.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpIj6zyehOU"]YouTube- Bear Fights Man Over Fish[/ame]
     
  4. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    That just through a huge wrench in my Bear vs Gorilla argument...
     
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  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    go ooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
     
  6. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    It's the argument that kept us sane on deployment... who would win, a Grizzly or a Silverback. You'd be suprised how many hours were wasted on that topic :lol:

    At least now I have ammo for my argument to give the gorilla a knife and consider it a fair fight with a Kung Fu bear.
     
  7. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    The Gorilla will a rip a bear apart. Kung Fu Bear will drop the Gorilla in its tracks.
     
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  8. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    So in a fair fight where Japanese bears are excluded, the Gorilla wins? Thhankkk yyouuu... +1 for the good guys
     
  9. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    gotta go with a grizzly.
     
  10. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    ...you would
     
  11. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I'm with Grizzly over Gorilla too in a straight up fight.

    If projectiles can be involved you'd have to pick the Gorilla though.
     
  12. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Low man wins. I'm goin with gorrilla >> bear
     
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  13. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Wait if were being serious you guys are joking with the Bear winning right? I think you people are seriously underestimating the strength of a Silverback Gorilla. That thing will rip the Jaw off of the Grizzly.
     
  14. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    Wow I haven't seen a bear play like that since....


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  15. DOLBET

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    Agree.... Gorilla would rip any bear apart.
     
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  17. Zeke0123

    Zeke0123 message board ******* Club Member

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    I don't know.. a 1200-1500 pound Kodiak Grizzly is going to be more than a handful for a 500-600 pound Silverback.
     
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  18. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    the claws are the most problematic for the gorilla imo.
     
  19. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    The Bear would stand up on and roar the Gorilla will just charge and smack in the face and break its neck. It would suffer lacerations but that fight would be over quick.
     
  20. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    It might be over quick, but it might not. I certainly don't think this is any sort of sure fire win for either (it might even vary from each match to another).

    I have to agree a 1200-1300lb grizzly would be an immense handful for a 500lb gorilla. I don't care how strong the gorilla is, it's not going to have an easy time with something so large. It's not like the grizzly would just sit there and not try and defend itself, it's strong as well.
     
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  21. MikeHoncho

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    Definitely a Grizzly bear. Unless it's King Kong, a Gorilla has no business sizing up a Grizzly.
     
  22. MikeHoncho

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  23. Fin D

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    I've seen both a Kodiak and gorilla up close, thanks to my connections with sanctuaries and zoos. Kodiak wins, and wins easily.

    Kodiaks stand over 9 ft tall, when upright. Can weigh over 1500lbs. They are bigger and stronger and are nearly as smart as a gorilla. You'd think a gorilla would have speed over the Kodiak...but you'd be wrong. To make you poop a little, consider a Kodiak can run 40 MILES AN HOUR! Their heads are near the width of a coffee table, their paws are the size of dinner plates and their claws can be over 5 inches long.

    Kodiak vs. Gorilla:

    Height: Kodiak wins
    Weight: Kodiak wins
    Strength: Kodiak wins
    Bite force: Gorilla wins
    Speed: Kodiak wins
    Intelligence: Gorilla wins slightly
    Natural Weapons: Kodiak wins (because they have claws)
    Armor: Kodiak wins (thicker fur, thicker hide, thicker layer of fat)

    It is no contest really.
     
  24. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    I can see a gorilla beating most bears but I would put my money on the bear if it was a large grizzly or polar bear. Both are very strong and can break the back of a large mammal with a swing of their arms.

    Plus anyone who has ever been to Disney knows if the bear gets in trouble he can start bashing the gorilla with a banjo or moonshine jug.

    Now if the gorilla has a full load of barrels well I just don't know at that point.
     
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  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    polar bear I believe is descended from a brown bear. It shares an ancestor with grizzlies so it makes sense they would both be bad ***.
     
  26. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    ahhhh...I just got an idea on how to get rich quick.

    ANIMAL championships.

    Get a Grizzly and a Gorrilla and put them in a cage together. Put it on PPV.

    I have the odds at:

    Grizzly -125
    Gorrilla +150
     
  27. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    sanctuaries and zoos bwahahahaha you got this off of a place mat at dennys.
     
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  28. MikeHoncho

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    So long as this is the only opposition to your business strategy:
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    Count me in!
     
  29. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I don't know, I may have to go Gorilla. I think we are underestimating their intellectual advantage. Sure, the Grizzly has claws, but would it think to throw feces into the eyes of it's opponent like the Gorilla? Those monkeys are dirty mother****ers. The kind that bring a tiny switch blade to a fight and stick you in the side during a scrum. (Looking at you, Lucky)
     
  30. unluckyluciano

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    See, this is what I tell everyone, where you see cowardly, I see intelligence.
     
  31. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Gorillas are the least intelligent of the great apes. If they had the mental capacity of a chimp, orang or a bonobo, you'd have a point. Since you're not, you don't.
     
  32. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Its also where I got your mom pregnant with you....true story. The circle is complete.
     
  33. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    really? So impotence hasn't always been a problem for you?
     
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  34. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No, no, it absolutely is....just not when I was tagging your mom.
     
  35. unluckyluciano

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    tagging my mom lol
     
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  36. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    So NOT flinging your own poo = Less intelligent?
     
  37. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No, they all fling poo. Edison was known to partake in flung dung action, on occasion.
     
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  38. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    HA HA... I brought the pain of the argument to the board.
     
  39. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    There's no real argument, once you know the facts. Kodiak wins all day every day.
     
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  40. unluckyluciano

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    That is till the kodak bear steps into the argument

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    aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww run away!!
     
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