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Bear knows Kung Fu?

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  1. ether79

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    Upon learning that he was to fight a bear, he creates it beforehand...:shifty:
     
  2. Stitches

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    I'd commend the gorilla for creating a rifle and/or bear trap and learning how to use them. Sadly for him, despite his impressive engineering skills and master craftsmanship (something he obviously has if he can make a gun and bear trap in essentially the wild) I call into question the gorilla's chemical knowledge and therefore ability to create gunpowder, let alone fashion bullets, while not proceeding to at the very least severely maim himself in the process.
     
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  3. HardKoreXXX

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    If said Gorilla is from Alabama does that sway your opinion? No? Alright then.
     
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  4. Big E

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    If its in Alabama it better speak english...
     
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  5. Stitches

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    If you said the Gorilla was from Alabama I'd question your ability to distinguish the difference between Charles Barkley and a Gorilla (while both are large mammals, one can be found living in Alabama and one can't).
     
  6. Section126

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    One knows about basketball and the other is a Fat commentator on TNT.
     
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  8. 305

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    Male Silverback vs Female Kodiak... :shifty:
     
  9. TJamesW_Phinfan

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    Gorizzly????

    Grizzla????
     
  10. DOLBET

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    I think gorillas would destroy bears in same weight class.. maybe even heavier bears...

    Silverback gorilla weights about 500 pounds so I would say it can take bears up to maybe 600 to 700 pounds or so... Gorillas win maybe 80% of fights.

    Kodiak bears are in another weight class... Gorillas win maybe 10% due to luck factors such as breaking neck. (Gorillas have the strength to snap necks even kodiak's)
     
  11. DOLBET

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    Only one group of people know the answer to this dilemma for sure, ancient romans. They had exotic animals fighting in coliseums long time ago.... I wonder if there are any written records of fights in the coliseums.
     
  12. Big E

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    Mike Vick might know....just sayin..
     
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    :lol:
     
  14. PrepDogg

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    Best.thread.ever
     
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  15. 305

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    Way to end it... ****
     
  16. Big E

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    You're like thephins.com's personal menstration cycle. You only show up once a month and the bleeding stops after a couple of days. :wink2:
     
  17. Frumundah Finnatic

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    The Croc wins. The biggest Crocs still outweigh the biggest Kodiaks by 500 pounds, in water the Croc wins.

    If the Bear escapes or wins he isnt getting far, he'd either bleed out or get taken down by other crocs.

    On land? the Bear would win, but not without losing a limb and it would die shortly thereafter.

    The best it could hope for is a tie.
     
  18. TJamesW_Phinfan

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    I read somewhere that even minor croc and or gator bites can be lethal if not properly and quickly treated due to severe bacterial infection.
     
  19. finsincebirth

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    The would actually be pretty cool. If you are ever able to get that done D let me know. Gainesville isn't that far from you obviously
     
  20. finsincebirth

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    My old environmental science teacher is this area knew a lady who had rescued a bear and was rehabilitating it. He said it was a very intelligent creature, oh and it liked birthday cake.

    But yea Grizzly bear wins for sure. The way I envision the fight is both animals charge and collide with each other. What happens is like a semi were to hit a ford explorer and the bear is the semi.
     
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    According to animal experts, if they ever faced off for real, they would probably avoid each other.

    Gorillas only attack if someone runs from them. A Grizzly isn't likely to do that, so unfortunately I don't think we'll ever see a Gorilla vs. Bear fight :pity:
     
  22. finsincebirth

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    Well we know that Fin D can get us access to a Grizzly we just need to track down the Gorilla and we are set. If we have to we can provoke them. We tell the Gorilla that the bear was talking **** about his momma. Always seemed to work back in grade school.
     
  23. unluckyluciano

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    hey gorilla , the bear says to meet him by the jungle gym after school.
     
  24. finsincebirth

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    The playground, or the gym where the gorilla trains?
     
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