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Boy, 17, Defecates in classmates soda

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bumrush, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593927,00.html

    Instead of making him write a 1,000 word report, the judge should force him to swim in a pool of diarrhea
     
  2. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    The victim was quoted as saying: "This **** isn't funny."
     
  3. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    It's not, but that quote made me LOL :lol:
     
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  4. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I'm sorry but how ****ing stupid do you have to be to not smell **** floating around in your coke?
     
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  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    This Coke Zero tastes like crap...
     
  6. dolphinkev

    dolphinkev Active Member

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    Someone would have got themselves a massive beatdown for **** like that.
     
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  7. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    What a piece of ****.
     
  8. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    Of course it was in jersey...
     
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  9. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Well it certainly wasn't a Jets fan who sipped on ****....

    A Jets fan wouldn't have spit it out.
     
  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Couldn't that easily be summed up in 3 words?
     
  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    2 words: Dookie bad. (Now that i see it written out, I think that is what I'll name my first child.)
     
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  12. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Thats a pretty shi-ty thing to do..

    And in the kids defense the whole city smells like sh-t so why would he suspect his Coke?
     
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  13. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    So you're taking my advice from your Goddaughter thread eh?
     
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  14. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No not at all. I have a very strict "Take No Advice From HardKore" policy. Its so strict, you actually wield great power over me. For example, if you advised me to eat, I'd die of starvation. That's just a small sample of the level of distrust and lack of respect I have for you.
     
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  15. Phinatic425

    Phinatic425 MIA State of Mind

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    How would the kid even dump into his soda? It seems difficult
     
  16. Phinvader Bill

    Phinvader Bill The all new Mr. Event

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    Not if he had beer and hot wings the night before. ;)
     
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  17. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    ...Only in Jersey
     
  18. Noodle Arm

    Noodle Arm and you are?

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    I think it would've been better if the kid just drank the whole thing and went about his business, as if nothing happened.
     
  19. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    You'd have to do research as to why you shouldn't eat or drink ****. How awesome a report would that be?
     
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  20. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Well, a notch above **** would be acceptable.
     

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