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  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Td's or Pat White starts a NFL game?

    2. The Dolphins are on Hard Knocks or there is live coverage from the Draft warroom?

    3. Brian Hartline has 1,100 yds receiving, or Cam Wake has 20 sacks?

    4. The Dolphins build a new stadium or Tony Sparano opens a Twitter account?

    5. Dolphins offense is ranked #1 in the NFL or the Defense is ranked #1?

    6. Lindsey Lohan becomes a minority owner or Alex Rodriquez becomes minority owner?

    7. Bill Parcells opens a Twitter account or Hell Freezes over?
     
  2. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    DEFENSE #1 NEXT year. This year #5. Sorry cant do the rest lol
     
  3. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    You mean you can't see the Big Tuna tweeting away the time?
     
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  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Touchdowns.
    2. Coverage from the draft warroom.
    3. Hartline 1100 yards.
    4. Build a new stadium
    5. Offense ranked first.
    6. AROD
    7. Does Parcells even know what Twitter is?
     
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  5. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Td's or Pat White starts a NFL game?
    Henne throws for 40

    2. The Dolphins are on Hard Knocks or there is live coverage from the Draft warroom?
    Coverage from the warroom

    3. Brian Hartline has 1,100 yds receiving, or Cam Wake has 20 sacks?
    Hartline 1,100 yards

    4. The Dolphins build a new stadium or Tony Sparano opens a Twitter account?
    Sparano on Twitter, I feel like were stuck in that dump for a while

    5. Dolphins offense is ranked #1 in the NFL or the Defense is ranked #1?
    Too tough to call. I'd like to see them both #1 at once :lol:

    6. Lindsey Lohan becomes a minority owner or Alex Rodriquez becomes minority owner?
    Rodriguez

    7. Bill Parcells opens a Twitter account or Hell Freezes over?
    Hell freezes over. no doubt.
     
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    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Td's or Pat White starts a NFL game?
    Chad Henne throws for 40 td's.

    2. The Dolphins are on Hard Knocks or there is live coverage from the Draft warroom?
    Live coverage from warroom.

    3. Brian Hartline has 1,100 yds receiving, or Cam Wake has 20 sacks?
    Both happen this year.

    4. The Dolphins build a new stadium or Tony Sparano opens a Twitter account?
    Twitter account

    5. Dolphins offense is ranked #1 in the NFL or the Defense is ranked #1?
    Defense ranked #1

    6. Lindsey Lohan becomes a minority owner or Alex Rodriquez becomes minority owner?
    Why do you hate the Dolphins that much ?

    7. Bill Parcells opens a Twitter account or Hell Freezes over?
    Neither will ever happen, however Bigfoot will be discovered when they catch the Loch Ness Monster and conduct an autopsy and find Bigfoot remains in the beast belly.
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  7. Sceeto

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    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Touchdowns.
    2. Coverage from the draft war room.
    3. Hartline 1100 yards.(tough one)
    4. Build a new stadium
    5. Offense ranked first.
    6. A-ROD
    7. Hell freezes over.
     
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  8. Phinatic425

    Phinatic425 MIA State of Mind

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    No way Hartline gets 1,100 recieving yards before Cam gets 20 sacks. Especially in this run first, Marshall second offense. Not to mention Wake is already one of the most efficient pass rushers in the NFL.
     
  9. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Let me add one more:

    more likely to happen:

    Ronnie and Ricky each rush for 1,000 yds, or OchoCinco and TO elope to Vermont?
     
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    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    In all seriousness I think Hartline could, keep in mind he will face single teams with the opponent's #2 Cb, Safety help will roll to Marshall's side, and 1,100 yds is only 65 ypg on avg, with his knack for running after the catch, he could avg higher than 09's 16.3 yds per catch.

    Meaning he will only need 3 or 4 catches per game.
     
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  11. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    I could see this but expect Bess to be the man in the slot to pick up these yards JMO
     
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  12. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    This was Fun lol
     
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  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I think Rex's lap band gives in to the stress before any of that.
     
  14. anlgp

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    Parcells is getting a twitter.

    Hell is too hot to freeze over. I've got the ferryman living upstairs...
     
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  15. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    I'll take Chad for 40 td's, following by A-Rod....guy has mega cash, says he wants to own something someday, and is from Miami....
     
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  16. padre31

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    A-Rod?

    Here I had visions of minority owner Lohan using the keys to the Stadium and hitting up the frozen magarita machine and driving the Tuna's golf cart around the field...
     
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  17. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    Hell Freezes over!
     
  18. FinsAreLife

    FinsAreLife Well-Known Member

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    It wont be a new stadium over sparano getting a twitter considering the marlins are finally leaving and theyre making upgrades to it. We'll be there at least another 15-20 years.
     
  19. gafinfan

    gafinfan gunner Club Member

    1. Chad Henne throws for 40 Td's or Pat White starts a NFL game?
    Hell WILL freeze over! First!

    2. The Dolphins are on Hard Knocks or there is live coverage from the Draft warroom?
    Oh yeah, over Tuna's big body!

    3. Brian Hartline has 1,100 yds receiving, or Cam Wake has 20 sacks?
    Wake will have 20! In fact I'm bettin he'll hold the record with 24!

    4. The Dolphins build a new stadium or Tony Sparano opens a Twitter account?
    New Stadium = more SB's

    5. Dolphins offense is ranked #1 in the NFL or the Defense is ranked #1?
    Defense builds champs! and we're champs!

    6. Lindsey Lohan becomes a minority owner or Alex Rodriquez becomes minority owner?
    Alex but don't be so slow about it, will ya!

    7. Bill Parcells opens a Twitter account or Hell Freezes over?
    Can you say "Hell freezes over?!"

    Bonus round:
    The Ronnie and Ricky show or OchoCinco and TO elope.
    The only Reality show I watch is Deadliest Catch so its the Ronnie Ricky show for me!
     
  20. Phinatic425

    Phinatic425 MIA State of Mind

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    True, I just think that at this point Cameron Wake is better at what he does...rushing the passer. But in all honesty I don't see either happening anytime soon.
     
  21. The Aqua Crush

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    Padre31 to wear out his "on screen" Start Thread Button or the girls to escape Nabo's basement?


    :lol:

    (Sorry Padre/Nabo had too... since it was for fun.)
     

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