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Punting Virus Spreads; Head Coach Turns a Blind Eye

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by ckparrothead, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    This punting fad is reaching epidemic proportions...

    ...and yet the Head Coad turns a blind eye to an issue which is CLEARLY tearing the team apart from the inside...

     
  2. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips hmm.

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    lol. Come on, thats just Vontae making light of the situation. Though if Marshall takes a swing at him, that might be a little different.

    Edits: Sarcasms. My bads.
     
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  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Best sig ever.
     
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  4. GMJohnson

    GMJohnson New Member

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    When people look back to find out where the 2010 campaign began to collapse, "The Punt" will be where they look...
     
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  5. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    CK is being sarcastic, snips.
     
  6. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Brilliant CK, very creative, love it.
     
  7. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips hmm.

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    Wait, did vontae not do this? Cause it seems like something he would do
     
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  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    He did do this... well, not the drawing, or the flaming fart part.
     
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  9. ckparrothead

    ckparrothead Draft Forum Moderator Luxury Box

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    Yes Vontae really broke up a pass in the end zone intended for Brandon Marshall, looked at him and punted the ball while yelling. I'm sure they were having a laugh about it. Marshall had already opened the door to that by punting the ball after a TD just to show the press that they're making WAY bigger a deal out of it than certainly anyone on the team is, including the head coach.
     
  10. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips hmm.

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    man I love Vontae. :lol:
     
  11. eric

    eric New Member

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    that would be awesome to have video of vontae doing that.
     
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  12. baboo72

    baboo72 Bleeding aqua & orange

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    after Marshall hit Fireman Ed he'd have only looked like he was about to cry and maybe give him a shove a stroppy four year would do in the playground..

    ...and yet the Head Coad turns a blind eye to an issue which is CLEARLY tearing the team apart from the inside... LMFAO
     
  13. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother******* punts on this mother******* practice field.

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Wow...some writers will try to stir up anything...This guy at fanhouse wrote about it

    Linky
     
  15. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    Over/Under Marshall or Vontae punting the ball in a real game after a TD :D
     
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  16. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    CK,

    What did Marshall eat to make flames come out of his butt?? I would like to do that someday. I have a couple of people around my way I would like to light up, via the flaming football....:up:

    FY13
     
  17. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Sparano should punt the ball during the next practice just to give the press something to think about.
     
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  18. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I must say, I'm becoming a fan of all this punting.

    Just like the eagles do the bird dance, and the giants did the basketball shot on defense when strahan was there, we should punt the ball after a score. :)
     
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  19. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    THIS JUST IN:

    @adamshefter Brandon fields has been spotted repeatedly punting footballs. Rumor has it he is looking for an extension and is unhappy with the team.

    :)
     
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  20. MikeHoncho

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    We're gonna need a lot more balls, but I think all in all, fans (sitting in the club level and 300-400) will love it when the Dolphins score. I might start bringing WR gloves to games to catch a few.
     
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  21. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I would give ck's sig a 10, but seriously ack? Are you writing for a 1930's comic book?
     
  22. woody1351

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    cant punt after a score thats a 15yd penalty.
     
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  23. frozenfin

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    Make sure you don't wear the wrong type of gloves, especially if it rains, otherwise you won't be able to catch a cold! :wink2:
     
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  24. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips hmm.

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    yo...seriously...that'd be the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of football.
     
  25. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Marshall's a joke. Davis is a joke. This whole damn training camp is a joke.
     
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  26. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Biff would be waay more appropriate.
     
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  27. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    i could swear i also read on a twitter post somewhere that sean smith also has punted the ball after defending a pass against marshall
     
  28. Two Tacos

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    Am I the only one that noticed that Marshall placekicked the ball in the video CK provided? I'm not sure the video was real. Fireman Ed was far to intelligent, I suspect some sort of video doctoring..
     
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  29. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Yeah. I also noticed Ed wasn't covered in his own feces and Rex wasn't draped in his sausage link necklace made out of the body parts of cut players.
     
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  30. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Sparano: "Yeah, I have seen him do it, several times in practice, but come game time, I'm not -- I got bigger fish to fry, I wouldn't worry about that, my expectation is to never see him do it in a game" Sparano said. "[I mean] if he does it then and he only does it 1 or maybe 2 times max, I'm okay with that." :pointlol:
     
  31. High Definition

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    Dave Wannstedt would kill to coach this football team.
     
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  32. PhinsRock

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    I think we need a brigade of Fin Fans to attend some practices, each bring a few old footballs, and whenever Marshall makes a catch, all punt the ball towards him or Vontae, from the stands. That'll give the press something to really fret about. :lol:
     
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  33. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Punting the ball after a TD is no worse than any other TD celebration I've seen. Let 'em do it!
     
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  34. eric

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    can they be penalized for throwing a TD ball to fan in the stands, after the play?
    if not, maybe they can playfully punt it to a fan in the stands.
     
  35. Tin Indian

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    I would kill Dave Wannstedt if he came around to try!:pity:
     
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  36. Mile High Fin

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    Marshall might pretend to punt it, but then at the last second, stop, and not do it (since it would be a penalty probably).

    I'll be watching for this. :up:
     
  37. Striking

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    Read title thought it would be funny, clicked it. Story not so funny, disappointed sad face. Seeing Sig: Pricelessly funny.
     
  38. siciliansith

    siciliansith Resident Deviant

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    Hey fans of other sports throw flowers hell i even seen a hockey team that they throw squid. Why not everyone punt custom balls. :angry:

    I cant make this better (WTF) no matter what when are team does good im stuck saying we punt balls.
     
  39. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    Secretly Sparano is watching all the punts in case he needs an emergency punter...
     
  40. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    While CK's sig was hilarious...


    Am I the only one offended by this???

    Don Shula would had the place kickers kicking balls outta Marshalls butt crack for this kinda crap.


    It's unprofessional and juvenile and as a fan of the game and the Dolphins for more than 40 years I really don't appreciate the utter lack of respect

    But the satire was funny CK
     

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