Breaking. Jake Long limps off practice field 8/19 --- UPDATE: no injury, just cramps

Thank you Padre. Time to pop open a beer and celebrate.

 

Exhales ....

 

he's cramping? is he on his period?

 

Maybe if he didn't swing at everyone in sight, people would care.

 

Most people would probably chalk that up to him being on his period.

 

Dolphins training staff are now hurredly buying all available supplies of pickle juice and pedialyte.

 

darn it!

 

Or the dude is terrible shape, even now.

 

You don't like beer?

 

I won't even say it but I'm still thinking it.

 

Way to early for that Bro, we all are clearly walking on egg shells though, everything from Marshall dropping some passes to Long limping off the practice field sends all of us into a partial meltdown.

Penny is the #2 Qb BTW.

 

I don't, but that's irrelivant to why I put that smiley.

It's before noon here, so it's a bit early to drink (even early to do so at 12:45pm IMO).

But I really shook my head because you're 18.

 

Just saw that. No love for the "other guys". :P

 

Use a sack of Valencia oranges. It's what Bing Crosby would want. Plus...NO BRUISES!

 

Never early for a beer lol.

Shh!

 

I'm not worried yet.

I thought everyone knew that about Penny already?

 

There there. Drinking is strickly illegal for a lad your age. Luckily you can still smoke to your heart's delight.

 

more like do a keg stand and go streaking............

aka for me a little thing i like to call........"thursday night"

 

Ruh roh says Jake Grove...

 

Ok guess I can go on with the rest of my day and not stay tied to my refresh button...thanks Pads.

 

For anyone who might be worried about the above statement, it's cool.

 

Streaking is not just for Thursday nights anymore...

 

After enough doses, pepper spray tastes like tic tacs...don't ask me how I know that..

 

My day went from "season over" to "division contenders" in less then 5 minutes in one thread. Sheesh.

 

It's always noon somewhere.

 

And so, the 2010 Miami Dolphins Training Camp officially closes not with a bang or a whimper but with.....cramps.

Somehow I cannot hear Agler or Bokamper saying that.

 

A- I'm calling BS, Sparano is going to toss Thomas into the fire to see what he has left in the tank.

B-Henne playing the entire first half means either White plays the entire second half, or he should have his bags packed..imho.

 

So it's YOUR fault!!

EDIT: Just got to page 3. Nvm. Gotta go change drawers though.

 

Hmm...maybe White will play with ohh..3 minutes left or so..

 

They've got to be shopping Pat White, no?

 

I agree 100%

Youy should be banned for thinking like that.

 

They should be shopping White, but who would seriously trade for him knowing we will probably cut him loose.

 

I just can't get a feeling for what any team would give us for him?

Bag o' Rocks?
Slinky?
LOG! from BLAMMO!
?

 

There's always a suitor.

 

I was thinking a box of hair.

 

And then we can trade that box of hair to the Seahawks to put it on Matt Hasslebeck's coconut.

 

This just in: Miller High Life guy steals cases from Jets camp, grumbling RexFat and Stinkchez don't deserve the High Life, boards next flight to Miami

 

Mayber he's in Winnipeg where you can drink at 18

 

With all this cramping maybe just maybe we should have had some 1:00 pm games as our players would be used to this and we could use our heat to advantage

Thanks for that Mr. Ross