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Sam predicts the 2009-2010 Miami Dolphins record

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  1. Sep 12, 2009 #1
    Samphin

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    The bad part of San Jose...called San Jose
    Okay, so we all have our own theories, formulas and ideas that lead us to conclusions regarding where our beloved Dolphins will wind up this season. I decided to videotape and share the way I predict our record.

    I think you will find that my method is well thought out and very sound. Let me know what you think!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWSeZj4nxs"]YouTube - Miami Dolphins 2009-2010 Schedule Projections[/ame]
     
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  2. Sep 12, 2009 #2
    the 23rd

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    excellent, imaginative, creative & I think your right
    I came to the same conclusion 10.5 wins
     
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  3. Sep 12, 2009 #3
    Fin-Omenal

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    Ladies and Gentleman my Jersey roomate.
     
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  4. Sep 12, 2009 #4
    MonstBlitz

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    Great video! What's more is that's a pretty realistic prediction. I thought it was well produced also with a pretty good soundtrack. Where was that done anyway? Is that in Miami?
     
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  5. Sep 12, 2009 #5
    Samphin

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    The bad part of San Jose...called San Jose

    Originally, I was going to overlay the Miami Dolphins theme on top of it for comedic sake, but, as I drank more and more (most of it off camera), I ended up singing it like an idiot (like you see at the end of the video), so we (myself and the director/editor, Matt) decided on a little bit of Irish punk from Dropkick Murphys instead. :)

    As for where it was shot, thats funny. As we watched it back, we realized that the backdrop does, in fact, look like Miami. It was shot at a house in California. The house in question actually belongs to someone fairly prominent and we were asked to keep the location and person a secret. :hi5:
     
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  6. Sep 12, 2009 #6
    54Fins

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    over there
    I like your style Sam. :lol: :yes:

    Nice,unique video.I honestly thought we would win less, but you proved me wrong.:pity:
    Corona wins again. Cheers......


    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Sep 12, 2009 #7
    SICK

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    it was ron burgandys house huh?

    oh and amazing video.....i love it bro....well done
     
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  8. Sep 12, 2009 #8
    SargeZ33

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    Thats badass!!!!!!! Your my idol!
     
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  9. Sep 12, 2009 #9
    Samphin

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    The bad part of San Jose...called San Jose
    Not Corona, Landshark. Which, is essentially the same thing. Both taste terrible in my opinion, but Landshark has a tinge of winner in it. :up:
     
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  10. Sep 12, 2009 #10
    Big E

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    I'm sure after 8 you couldn't taste anything anyways
     
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  11. Sep 12, 2009 #11
    54Fins

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    over there




    Damn, I need my eyes checked.


    :pity:




    :lol:
     
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  12. Sep 12, 2009 #12
    TiP54

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    + Man Points.
    10 1/2 of them.
     
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  13. Sep 12, 2009 #13
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    but he loses man points for saying "Oh I'm gonna puke" after two light beers
     
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  14. Sep 12, 2009 #14
    JDelenne

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    If I tried this we would have a perfect season.
     
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  15. Sep 12, 2009 #15
    SCall13

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    Light weight. If that were me, we'd be going undefeated!!! :tongue2: Seriously - great vid. :up:
     
  16. Aug 30, 2010 #16
    MonstBlitz

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    [​IMG]

    I hope to see a 2010 schedule prediction...
     
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  17. Aug 30, 2010 #17
    BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Can you please go around the entire league and predict each teams records????
     
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  18. Aug 30, 2010 #18
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    This, all in the same day though.

    Start with us and end with the Jests. :yes:
     
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  19. Aug 30, 2010 #19
    Southbeach

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    Wher is the tie?
     
  20. Aug 30, 2010 #20
    SICK

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    ummm considering iam personal friends with sam, id perfer he DOESNT take your suggestions seriously.....cause you know.....id like to have him continue to be alive.....

    you freaks....












    ok maybe the afc in one day?
     
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  21. Aug 30, 2010 #21
    SICK

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    prove it.
     
  22. Aug 30, 2010 #22
    BigDogsHunt

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    LIVE on WILDCAT RADIO? I smell ratings boom!:up:

    P.S. if you give him access to a mouse and laptop, he will be clicking those sponsor buttons....cha-ching...$$$ in your pocket!
     
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  23. Aug 30, 2010 #23
    HULKFish

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    WOW! And you finished by sun-down! Long night? The most surprising part to me was how clearly you spoke afterwards... Nice job!
     
  24. Aug 30, 2010 #24
    SICK

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    ****ing great idea. with a webcam simulcast on fanhell !!!!

    pffttt....after partying with sam.....beer pong for a few hours, then community quarters....mixed with some shots.....me and him we're left standing pretty sturdy at nights end.....the dude can hold some brew, not many people can hang with me. So ya....him speaking clearly is very easily belieavable to me :lol:
     
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  25. Aug 30, 2010 #25
    FinsAreLife

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    Lmao this is great, nice entertainment to say the least.
     
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  26. Aug 30, 2010 #26
    finyank13

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    hahahaha nice Sam, well done my friend well done.....

    oh and slap a 19 Red Sox jersey on you, and you could pass for Beckett.....

    [​IMG]
     
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  27. Aug 30, 2010 #27
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    Well if he does the Jets I think someone may need to stick a pen down his throat to induce vomiting after 1 beer.
     
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  28. Aug 30, 2010 #28
    CaribPhin

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    Please, give me some bottled waters and I can predict us going 16-0 for the next 5 years.
     
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  29. Aug 30, 2010 #29
    HardKoreXXX

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    How in the hell did I miss this last year? Huh. I was probably drunk.
     
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  30. Aug 30, 2010 #30
    finyank13

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    The drummers wife is a lawyer, and worked with us last year, cool chick...he showed up the day she got sworn-in, wearing a tie, and all his tats were hidden, kinda funny..

    and also Sam I didnt realize this was last year bro....new installment?!?!?!

    Lastly the prominent person probably didnt enjoy you booting over his balcony hahahha...
     
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    Big E

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    His liver doesnt even recognize the alcohol anymore so it tells his brain hes fine.
     
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    Ozzy

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    Notice at the begining he was kind of fumbling with the opener. Then by the third one he was kickin them off like a pro? lol


    Seriously that was pretty damn good and I really dig the place your at. Right on the water but I'm guessing that's way up north right?
     
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  33. Aug 30, 2010 #33
    KeyFin

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    You wimp, if you drank one more we would have won the division! Sissy beers, that's the key! Sissy beers!
     
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    Samphin

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    The bad part of San Jose...called San Jose
    They were out of town, which is why we were able to film there. And luckily, it was about a gallon of beer/water that was thrown up, easy enough to hose down. You will see in the background that there is a boat floating by. They actually stopped to see if I was okay.

    After explaining to them what I was doing, they looked at each other and boarded their boat and left without saying goodbye. :lol:

    As for a new installment, it probably doesn't make sense to do this this year since the stadium is NOW Sun Life Stadium, as opposed to Landshark Stadium. Not a lot of tie in's with insurance companies. My original idea was to ride a retired rodeo bull and however many seconds I lasted on the bull, would correllate to how many losses we would have in 2010-2011. But I couldn't get permission from anyone to let me ride a bull with no experience with the exception of one place way up north...which was set up with a few friends who ar ein the military and had access to doing this, sans filming. Which, needless to say, is worhtless.

    I DO have an idea for a prediction show with Chris for his radio show. I have to run it by Chris and have he and I iron out the kinks, but it should certianly be a friday show. :lol:

    Ozzy,
    That first beer fumble really was me predicting Anthony Fasano's season opener... :shifty: In reality, it still bugs me how badly I failed trying to open that **** beer.

    And yeah it is right on the water out here in California. :hi5:
     
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    Samphin

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    The bad part of San Jose...called San Jose
    The filming took place over about an hour or so if I remember correctly. It was right at dusk when we started and the camera we used was not our normal fair (for some reason, the director didn't want ot bust out his movie grade cameras for this shoot...wussy) and the lighting was horrid. At one point we finally realized that we could put it on a different setting and allow people to actually see. So when we edited it together, we had to make sure that it had some continuity so that it didn't look so choppy.
     
  36. Aug 30, 2010 #36
    djphinfan

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    ''10 and a half''....''yeah, 10 and a half''..........funny.
     
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  37. Aug 30, 2010 #37
    CaribPhin

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    Try to sign 16 policies on ALL the dotted lines before you become bored and put your right hand to better use.
     
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    MikeHoncho

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    That's a cool idea Samphin. You can predict Dolphin wins, and increase your life-expectancy at the same time. Two birds with one 12-pack.
     
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  39. Aug 30, 2010 #39
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    Great video sam.
    Much, much better than that douchebag fitzy. :hi5:
     
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  40. Aug 30, 2010 #40
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    I learned a long time ago that I'm a marathon drinker. Speed drinking isn't my game. besides it's alot more fun at the end of the evening/morning drinking the last of the beer watching the sprinters passed out and or puking...:shifty:
     
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