Download Complete: Jets waive Patrick Turner Was there any doubt as to why he was picked up? Two days later, he's dumped. I wonder if we'll get to see the espionage for ourselves on Hard Knocks tomorrow night. And I wonder how much he was paid (if anything) for his trouble. Usually it's weekly game checks and that's it. http://twitter.com/nyjets/status/23856456107
Lol. I called it an Anal Probing. But, yeah, he probably couldn't give them very much or he'd be there a little longer.
I'd like to be a fly in the room listening to Turner trying to explain our playbook, gameplan, etc. .............................. ........................... ......................... ................ .................. ................... ......................... ....................... .....................
MAYBE we kept Turner around long enough to feed him disinformation knowing that when we cut him, the Jests or Patsies would pick him up and pump him for it. (No, that's not another Sanchez slight)
Pat Turner never got to see the whole playbook. Running in a straight line was the only page he got and he couldn't perfect that.
I woudn't think we'd be spending a lot of time practicing disinformation before the season started. But I would think his release would be a tactical decision where they knew that some information (playbook, schemes, audibles, etc.) would be released along with it, and they've made sufficient plans to counter that.
Or they said what do you mean you don't know what a route is? How the #@%* do we get inside info from him? He's outta here!
That would be ****ing GENIUS... You sir, have blown my mind. Rex: "So what's the audible for near y's curl flat route to default?" PT: "Cornhole, blue, Sanchez, cornhole, out" Rex: "Hmm. Okay, we got that. Good. Now, what's the audible to pinch the pocket on pass protect?" PT: "Fat-****, fat-****, lapband, faaaaaaaat, lard 12"
that was so fast... i'm actually giving Turner the benefit of the doubt and bet he didn't want to pony up info that quickly and be so obviously used
OR.... maybe it didn't take that long. Maybe it WAS fast. Maybe sultry Sanchez invited Turner over...... mixed up a batch of virgin strawberry margaritas, toasted some smores <Justin Bieber playing in the background>, and reminisced with Patty about how much fun they had during their late night USC door room tickle parties ...... subsequently Turner folded like a taco...... and then Mark put hot sauce on him and ate him.
WOW! You have to feel sorry for the poor bastard. Two cuts in one week? -Ouch! If he keeps going at this rate he'll be rejected by every team in the AFC by October.
LMAO. That would be f****g hilarious to watch Pat repeating this back to Jabba Ryan as if he thought it was legit information!!!!