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[Merged] Download Complete: Jets waive Patrick Turner

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by padre31, Sep 7, 2010.

  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Sanchez lost that lovin' feelin'?
     
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  2. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Download Complete: Jets waive Patrick Turner

    Was there any doubt as to why he was picked up? Two days later, he's dumped.

    I wonder if we'll get to see the espionage for ourselves on Hard Knocks tomorrow night. And I wonder how much he was paid (if anything) for his trouble. Usually it's weekly game checks and that's it.

    http://twitter.com/nyjets/status/23856456107
     
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  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Lol. I called it an Anal Probing.

    But, yeah, he probably couldn't give them very much or he'd be there a little longer.
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Like hell they'd show that on Hard Knocks.
     
  5. huck1974

    huck1974 FU Gene Steratore

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    Still great entertainment value. Maybe it is a bit overhyped as far as the info stealing.
     
  6. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I'd just like to see them getting our audibles and such for myself. Actually see and hear it.
     
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  7. MikeHoncho

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    I don't think the Jets would lie cheat and steal and be known by their own account.
     
  8. CrunchTime

    CrunchTime Administrator Retired Administrator

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    Signed just long enough to get some intel .
     
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  9. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    Yes, but wouldn't he have to first possess the intel?
     
  10. FinsAreLife

    FinsAreLife Well-Known Member

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    theres a huge surprise. My god i hate the jets
     
  11. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I'd bet they wanted to know the Audible System.
     
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  12. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Either audibles or new Wildcat wrinkles.
     
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  13. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    I'd like to be a fly in the room listening to Turner trying to explain our playbook, gameplan, etc.

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  14. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    MAYBE we kept Turner around long enough to feed him disinformation knowing that when we cut him, the Jests or Patsies would pick him up and pump him for it. (No, that's not another Sanchez slight)
     
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  15. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Pat Turner never got to see the whole playbook. Running in a straight line was the only page he got and he couldn't perfect that.
     
  16. Georgia Fin

    Georgia Fin Fin For Life

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    Not enough meat on those bones for Ryan to eat. Where's Terrence Cody, Rex hungry.
     
  17. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    I woudn't think we'd be spending a lot of time practicing disinformation before the season started. But I would think his release would be a tactical decision where they knew that some information (playbook, schemes, audibles, etc.) would be released along with it, and they've made sufficient plans to counter that.
     
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  18. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Or they said what do you mean you don't know what a route is? How the #@%* do we get inside info from him? He's outta here!
     
  19. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Good. Coach the Jets on how to suck and not live up to where you were drafted
     
  20. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Lucky for us, he never actually learned the offense. :shifty:
     
  21. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Lets sign him back and pump him for info on what he told the Jets... :shifty:
     
  22. MikeHoncho

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    That would be ****ing GENIUS...


    You sir, have blown my mind.

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    Rex: "So what's the audible for near y's curl flat route to default?"
    PT: "Cornhole, blue, Sanchez, cornhole, out"
    Rex: "Hmm. Okay, we got that. Good. Now, what's the audible to pinch the pocket on pass protect?"
    PT: "Fat-****, fat-****, lapband, faaaaaaaat, lard 12"
     
  23. surferosa

    surferosa Balance and Vision

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    :up: I like it!
     
  24. Makados10

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    that was so fast... i'm actually giving Turner the benefit of the doubt and bet he didn't want to pony up info that quickly and be so obviously used
     
  25. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Exactly, what info could he have given them when he had such a hard time learning our system?
     
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  26. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Shocking...
     
  27. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    OR.... maybe it didn't take that long. Maybe it WAS fast.

    Maybe sultry Sanchez invited Turner over...... mixed up a batch of virgin strawberry margaritas, toasted some smores <Justin Bieber playing in the background>, and reminisced with Patty about how much fun they had during their late night USC door room tickle parties ...... subsequently Turner folded like a taco...... and then Mark put hot sauce on him and ate him.
     
  28. cobrajet

    cobrajet Mr. Ross - sell the team!

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    WOW! You have to feel sorry for the poor bastard. Two cuts in one week? -Ouch! If he keeps going at this rate he'll be rejected by every team in the AFC by October. :pointlol:
     
  29. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    LMAO.
    That would be f****g hilarious to watch Pat repeating this back to Jabba Ryan as if he thought it was legit information!!!!
     
  30. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    Just like John the Baptist, his name is Jabba the Ryan.
     
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