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Another Dan LeBatard rant (Jets)!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by MikeHoncho, Sep 14, 2010.

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  1. Sep 14, 2010 #1
    MikeHoncho

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    ...thing of beauty.
     
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  2. Sep 14, 2010 #2
    RickyBobby

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    link?
     
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  3. Sep 14, 2010 #3
    Muck

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    Hilarious.

    They're playing it again right now.
     
  4. Sep 14, 2010 #4
    Muck

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    A few highlights...


    HERE COMES A PISSED OFF RANDY MOSS! GET READY! OPEN THOSE LEGS......SHUT THAT MOUTH!

    YOUR TIGHT END DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS, BUT I DO!.........LAST PLACE!!

    YOUR DEFENSE HARASSED THAT POOR MEXICAN GIRL MORE THAN THEY DID JOE FLACCO!!

    KRIS JENKINS.....MORE TORN ACL'S.......THAN YOUR FRANCHISE HAS CHAMPIONSHIPS!

    ANQUAN BOLDIN RELIEVES HIMSELF ON REVIS ISLAND!

    FIREMAN INBRED!


    It went on and on. Same music as his classic 'Three Kings' rant if you've heard it.
     
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  5. Sep 14, 2010 #5
    MikeHoncho

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  6. Sep 14, 2010 #6
    Muck

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    "The Ravens were using Jets lineman to throw at Mark Sanchez."

    :lol: :lol:
     
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  7. Sep 14, 2010 #7
    MikeHoncho

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    LOL @ "The Jets fanbase suffered a perforated colon"
     
  8. Sep 14, 2010 #8
    Section126

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    "THAT POOR PRETTY MEXICAN GIRL GOT HARRASSED ALL NIGHT....TOO BAD IT WAS YOUR QUARTERBACK!"

    Just LOFL!
     
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  9. Sep 14, 2010 #9
    BigDogsHunt

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    Dang, either way thats rough!


    Major burn...sad.
     
  10. Sep 14, 2010 #10
    Sethdaddy8

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    its truly xmas!
     
  11. Sep 14, 2010 #11
    Muck

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    He'll reference the same thing multiple times, as he'll have them run the track back. :yes:

    LeBatard hates that city and its fans.
     
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  12. Sep 14, 2010 #12
    Muck

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    What would the VIP room look like at Rex Ryan's club?

    M&M's

    Passing yards

    First downs....
     
  13. Sep 14, 2010 #13
    Muck

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    They're about to play the rant again.

    Tune in.
     
  14. Sep 14, 2010 #14
    MikeHoncho

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    He's gonna do one more.
     
  15. Sep 14, 2010 #15
    MikeHoncho

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    You mean the room he undoubtedly goes to pack fudge?
     
  16. Sep 14, 2010 #16
    Muck

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    ANTONIO CROMARTIE......MORE PENALTIES THAN 3-YEAR OLDS!

    Missed that gem...
     
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  17. Sep 14, 2010 #17
    MikeHoncho

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    Sounds like a repeat. Was expecting a new rant.
     
  18. Sep 14, 2010 #18
    Muck

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    Braylon Edwards....5 YARDS IN PENALTIES......4 YARDS RECEIVING!


    YOUR SODOMIZED FANBASE!
     
  19. Sep 14, 2010 #19
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    Wow Not a huge fan of his but that's classic!
     
  20. Sep 14, 2010 #20
    MikeHoncho

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    LOL Ray Lewis's text to Keller: Time to die (Rainey reference)
     
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  21. Sep 14, 2010 #21
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    Desides

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    Has this rant been recorded for posterity? I couldn’t tune in.

    I’m disappointed in myself.
     
  23. Sep 14, 2010 #23
    GridIronKing34

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxQkMvl-4w"]YouTube - Dan LeBatard Rant After Jets Week 1 Loss[/ame]
     
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  24. Sep 14, 2010 #24
    Fin D

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    That rivaled Shakespeare.
     
  25. Sep 14, 2010 #25
    Frumundah Finnatic

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    He should have added

    "NEW YORK, WELCOME TO ANOTHER DECADE OF IRRELEVANCE!"
     
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  26. Sep 15, 2010 #26
    Section126

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    The real quote is:

    "THAT LITTLE MEXICAN IN THE TIGHT PANTS THAT GOT HARASSED? THAT WAS YOUR QUARTERBACK!!!!
     
  27. Sep 15, 2010 #27
    Desides

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    The LeBron rant was much better. This one feels forced. Couple of nice lines though, like Boldin urinating on Revis Island.
     

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