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A Lady Chances Upon the Jets (HUMOR)

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by HardKoreXXX, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. MikeHoncho

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  2. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    /dying
     
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  3. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Mierda...lol

    That's a keeper.
     
  4. eric

    eric New Member

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    i lol'ed a few times.
    especially at nacho
     
  5. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    How the F does a woman think she's gonna be treated professionally when her fudge maker looks like this?!!!!! SERIOUSLY. That's f#@$ing entrapment is what it is!!! You can't blame men for being men, except for Sanchez..... who asked her who her clothing designer was. :chuckle:

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    --Holy crap she looks great in Dolphin Orange!!!!..... Someone hand me a Kleenex!!
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    --I wonder if this is the same tape measure she carried into the Jets locker room. :dunno: She reportedly turned it over to the centimeter side for Sanchez. And apparently 14 Jets had to lift Ryans belly so she could see that he actually has no weenie.
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    This woman is a sex crime just waitin to happen. :bag: :tied: :hump: [​IMG]



    Another Kleenex please.
     
  6. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    That was awesome. The only fault I could find was that Sanchez was attracted to a woman.
     
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  7. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    All I know is: 1. She would be one of the best 20 seconds of my life...... especially if she could whip up a mean reuben afterwards.

    2. If she walks into my locker room wearing spray on pants while my goods are exposed, then I'm now thinkin bout 1 thing...... and it's not the loss to Baltimore. I'm thinkin "my ding-dong would make a nice substitute for her microphone!" Just sayin..... if we're being honest and all. :lol:
     
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  8. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    From what I heard on the radio she has 3 kids. I can also tell you she is very annoying to listen to in her interviews.
     
  9. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    You actually listened to her? I try not to do more than 1 thing at a time. I've only made it as far as :tt1: with the occasional :drool:
     
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  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    That's like buying a Ferrari to jump the battery on your Corolla.
     
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  11. MikeHoncho

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    Well she could certainly see/feel the business end of my business end anytime she'd like.
     
  12. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    I was saying in a nice way you need to find a way to keep her mouth shut. Dirty sock on the floor worked wonders in my youth.
     
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  13. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    And mine was a not so nice way of saying, who the hell cares what she sounds like.:up:
     
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  14. GreysonWinfield

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    It was radio and it still took away from the visual stored in my jerk locker.,
     
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  15. ToddsPhins

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    Yeah, but "women's rights" now have them thinking harmless acts like this are unacceptable. :shifty:

    Then guys like Ike abused privileges and ruined it for the rest of us decent, upstanding men. :wink2:
     
  16. ToddsPhins

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    With a smile like that, who needs undergarments! CRYIN OUT LOUD, that thing looks like it takes American Express!
     
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  17. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    You can remove her head and she'll still be fine as hell.
     
  18. MikeHoncho

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    Creepy
     
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  19. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    There's nothing special above the neck.
     
  20. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Allegedly! :wink2:
     
  21. ToddsPhins

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  22. ToddsPhins

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    I like ears on my women thank you............. shoulders are tougher to hold onto. :yes:
     
  23. jdang307

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    Ninja foot sighting!
     
  24. ToddsPhins

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    Looks like she took one from a Samurai sword.



    PS: Just a hunch, but I think the $221,900 check is her quarterly dividends from AmEx.

    That's why I think she's truly throwing a fit about this whole "Jets fiasco"...... b/c Rex tried to pull the ole switcheroo on her using his China Buffet stamp card.

    After the ensuing paper cut, she's like: :tantrum:"Nice try buddy; I'm not doing this for a free meal!!"

    And Rex is like: "I think you're confusing me with my father". :shifty:
     
  25. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    This was entrapment for the poor Jets. How could any team be expected to concentrate during practice with her, dressed like that, standing on the sidelines? :)
     
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  26. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    Thanks for sharing the link.
     
  27. baboo72

    baboo72 Bleeding aqua & orange

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    Brilliant! God damn she's hot!
     
  28. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    Easy solution for that. And, it ain't a dirty sock. :shifty:
     
  29. ToddsPhins

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    Does it sound like sock?
     

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