One week of football done, and Miami is sitting atop the division, laughing and mocking those that are inferior to them (this means YOU, Buffalosers and Jests). For the first time in forever, the Dolphins are heading in to week two without being in an early hole. Which means that for the first time in a long time, I am pretty excited about week 2 as well. I think the only other person who may be more excited than me is our very own Opfinistic. Speaking of people with mental deficiencies, I wrote a bunch of letters to various players and coaches of both the Vikings and our very own Dolphins. Strangely enough, none of them were answered despite my obvious pleas for a response. Heck, I even provided visual stimuli for the recipients in an attempt to procure an autograph, or at least a response to my very valid, and stimulating questions and comments. Nonetheless, I figured that I would share the letters here with all of you, in hopes to generate a groundswell of support for the aforementioned responses and autographs. So without further adieu, Here are the letters. So far, the only things I have received from Mr. Odrick is a restraining order. Good thing it doesn't apply to the intertoobz! Rumor has it that Favre decided not to write me back. Then he decided he should. Then no. Then yes. Then he delivered it, but it was intercepted by a FedEx driver on its way to the USPS. Sparano pushed his response back to tomorrow at 3:30 p.m., where he will also address the latest roster changes in which we cut 35 players and re-signed them in a different order in which we cut them... Samphin's Super Neat-o Madden Sim-O-Meter of Right Well, last week the Sim-O-Meter was pretty close to exactumundo status for the Bills game. So lets see what Madden and his Brady doll have in store for us this week, shall we? Next Game: Miami @ Minnesota Vikings, 1 P.M. Eastern/10 A.M. Pacific, FOX Until next time...
I can't understand why nobody answered his letters, there's many thought provoking questions that need to be answered. Well done let us know when they answer you.
Sam... You never cease to amaze me with your ability to make me laugh to the point of tears!!! Love ya man!
