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Things Benny Sapp Would Say...

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Sep 17, 2010.

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  1. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    ...telling ghost stories about Favre around a campfire.
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    I seen him look off a safety while scrambling and complete a pass to a dude he wasn't even eyeing. Whooooooooooooooo...

    Some say he's an Iron Man...Nah! I say he's a demon spirit who feeds off the tears of Def. Coordinators. WHOOOoooooo...
     
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  2. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "I watched him eat a case of moon pies, and a bag of pemmican, washed it all down with Mountain Dew, and throw 4 TD's that afternoon.."
     
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  3. RickyBobby

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    "I saw him in the stall jerking off before the game, wearing nothing, holding a game towel...He used that same towel in that game. He even used it to wipe his face.
    After the game he threw the towel in the stands and a little boy caught it."
     
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    ascii People Watcher

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    "I seen where he parks his walker on the sidelines"
     
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  5. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    "I was down at his ranch one time, and he saw an armadillo, he had no rifle but he did have a ping pong ball, he hit that armadillo with that ping pong ball at 35 yrds and threw it right through him, that armadillo died on the spot, and never knew what hit him.."
     
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    ascii People Watcher

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    "I saw him apply for AARP"
     
  7. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    We were there for months, working our butts off and he showed up about a week before game one and lit the secondary up for three TDs in the first four drives.
     
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  8. LandShark13

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    "Favre once told he he's planning on retiring and un-retiring until he's 60 Wooooooooooo......"
     
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  9. CaribPhin

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    I was at the ranch on another occasion Favre was throwing balls through armadillos. I sneezed right before he threw the ball and he threw it through a hedgehog instead. Told me he thought the pocket was collapsing. Then he muttered something about retiring from killing pests.
     
  10. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    I am hopeful for a Miami win & respectful of one of footballs greatest QB's to ever play the game. beware of Favre. our defense will have to stay in his face all day.
     
  11. byroan

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    I saw him wear jeans other than wranglers.
     
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  12. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    "I once saw him pick up his entire offensive line with one hand and throw it for an interception"
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    "I once had a dream that brett farve was throwing interceptions at me and I kept dropping them, and when I woke up...............I was wearing his jersey!!!" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
     
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  14. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    Nolan vs. Favre = Miami win
     
  15. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    bwhahahahaha
     
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  16. ToddsPhins

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    Remind me to never go camping with you.
     
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  17. ToddsPhins

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    I hear he has a pump-activated lotion dispenser in his balls...... and if he squeezes em long enough, he can put out an eye at 30 yards. Ask Jim McMahon.
     
  18. the 23rd

    the 23rd a.k.a. Rio

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    not to worry, my camping days ended with the military
     
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  19. ToddsPhins

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    Why? Did you gut a squirrel that tried to ambush you in the middle of the night? :shifty:
     
  20. PhinsRDbest

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    "The real reason Sydney Rice is out is because he slipped on Farve's wrinkle cream in the locker room"
     
  21. RickyBobby

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    "I once saw him single-handedly end the season for his team 3 years in a row."
     
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    "I once saw him cash a Game Check, and a Social Security Check at the same time, then he asked me if he could hold 10 dollars.."
     
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    "Man one time after a MNF game, I noticed Favre had rushed into the locker room....didnt celebrate with the team or nuthin, he took a 30 second shower then ran out the building in his unda pants....we all ran outside and their was John Maddens Horse trailer, we were all curious why he entered in his underwear then next thing you know, the damn bus started rockin!!! We was like daaaaaamn yo! So we had went back to the locker room den bout an hour later Brett come in with this big ole smile with his hair messed up, did a fist pump and screamed BOOOOOOOM!"
     

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