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Official "How Bad Were They?" Thread

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Pandarilla, Oct 5, 2010.

  1. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    They were so bad, BP called and told us to clean up our act...

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    They were so bad...the cheerleaders were put on suicide watch.

    ...Bonamego wants to know if Chile needs any more miners!
     
  2. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    pretttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    bad.....:shifty:...the opposite of this......


    YouTube - Larry David: A Pretty Good Tribute
     
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  3. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    The Dolphin bandit just turned himself in!:rimshot:
     
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  4. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    So bad that the Williams Sisters sold their small % of the team, took the money, with Venus investing hers into the Lions, and Serena investing hers in the Montreal Allouettes .
     
  5. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Mexico warned it's citizens not to visit Sun Life Stadium!
     
  6. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    so bad fidel castro has offered financial aid to the people of miami for disaster relief

    so bad al queda has taken credit for the special teams play
     
  7. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    In Miami, Kick blocks you!
     
  8. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    So bad I became a Jets fan.................NOT
     
  9. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Wyclef just put in a bid for Parcell's job...
     
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  10. CitizenSnips

    CitizenSnips hmm.

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    They were so bad that Don Shula punched a baby!
     
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  11. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Flipper just burned our flag in effigy!
     
  12. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    ...and the baby said "you hit like a girl!" :rimshot:
     
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  13. RunRickyRun

    RunRickyRun New Member

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    The Dolphins were so bad today they were sent to prison.

    Unfortunatly, they'll be getting out before Plaxico Burress too.
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  14. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Quentin Tarentino want to buy the rights to the game footage...
     
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  15. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Fighter of the Nightman

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    The Dolphins were so bad I wondered at one point "Replace Marino? Can we even ****ing replace Fiedler?"
     
  16. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

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    Bonamego has requested to be placed in witness protection program...the reply, "Don't you mean witless protection?"
     
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  17. GMJohnson

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    Gloria Estefan actually jumped this time
     
  18. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    "Mr Sparano,
    Dr Jack Kevorkian on line one."
     
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  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Ricky asked to go back to the Toronto Argonauts
     
  20. RunRickyRun

    RunRickyRun New Member

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    We were so bad, Jeff George gave us a call....
     
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  21. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    So bad that Ricky got home and sparked up the old bong.....
     
  22. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    So bad that Cam Cameron had a big smile on his face thinking, "See I wasn't so bad after all?"
     
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  23. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    So bad that bypassing Drew Brees for Daunte Culpepper looks mild in comparison.
     
  24. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    [​IMG]
    THIS bad!
     
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  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    The phins were so bad lebron james canceled his contract with the heat in fear its contagious.
    The phins were so bad Sparano buried himself underneath yankee stadium last night.
    The phins were so bad the Catholic Church added our special teams play to the book of revelations.
     
  26. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    One of my favorite shows on TV :knucks:
     
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  27. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    They stunk as bad as this thread.

    Very corpse like.
     
  28. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    So bad that I need a group hug from the Ginn family.
     
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  29. Larry Little

    Larry Little Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    We have a winner. :lol:
     
  30. JimToss

    JimToss Thank You Chad Pennington

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    So bad that the breast cancer survivors decided to off themselves after watching it....
     
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  31. RunRickyRun

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    So bad that Lebron is taking hit talents to Davie this week.
     
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  32. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    so bad the Ginn family is buying real estate in south Florida.
     
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  33. Merauder

    Merauder Perseverance

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    Anyone else notice how the past two years on Monday Night, there has been some stupid little movie about a Dolphins player before the game? Last year it was Porter on the MN game against the Colts with the "Puppet Master" thing. This time it was Marshall. Both times I got douche chills.
     
  34. TiP54

    TiP54 Bad Reputation

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    They were so bad, Patriots scored two (or was it three) offensive touchdowns and Dolphins still lost 41-14.
     
  35. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    So bad that I'm considering banning myself from these forums

    So bad that DJ starting blaming the team for this loss rather than our stadium....
     
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  36. RunRickyRun

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    So bad that FIU's Help Text alerts todl me of a death in the vicinity of Lanshark Stadium.

    Yes, Landshark Stadium.
     
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  37. MikeHoncho

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    Birds had to fly upside-down over the stadium.
     
  38. RunRickyRun

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    So bad, our rating in Madden dropped 20 points.
     
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  39. Merauder

    Merauder Perseverance

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    So bad that Marc Anthony had a flashback to the scene in Man on Fire where he put a bullet in his head and thought to himself "Being a fan of this team makes me want to commit suicide."
     
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