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BADASS BRACKET (Chuck Norris Region) 1st Rd.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Apr 20, 2008.

Vote in Each Matchup

Poll closed Apr 22, 2008.
  1. 1 The Terminator

    47 vote(s)
    85.5%
  2. 16 Creasy

    6 vote(s)
    10.9%
  3. 8 Dutch

    28 vote(s)
    50.9%
  4. 9 Tony Montana

    26 vote(s)
    47.3%
  5. 5 William Munny

    38 vote(s)
    69.1%
  6. 12 Dalton

    12 vote(s)
    21.8%
  7. 4 Keyser Soze

    31 vote(s)
    56.4%
  8. 13 Arthur Bishop

    17 vote(s)
    30.9%
  9. 6 Ethan Edwards

    10 vote(s)
    18.2%
  10. 11 James Bond

    43 vote(s)
    78.2%
  11. 3 Darth Vader

    48 vote(s)
    87.3%
  12. 14 The Cloverfield Monster

    4 vote(s)
    7.3%
  13. 7 The Predator

    41 vote(s)
    74.5%
  14. 10 Shaft

    11 vote(s)
    20.0%
  15. 2 Anton Chigurh

    33 vote(s)
    60.0%
  16. 15 The Sarge

    20 vote(s)
    36.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Chuck Norris Bracket

    #1 The Terminator - He’ll be back.

    Vs.

    #16 Creasy - (Denzel Washington in Man on Fire) Drunk former Government assets trained in weapons and a suicidal blood thirst for vengeance make for good badasses.



    #8 Dutch - (Arnold in Predator) So you cook up a story and drop him with his team in a meat grinder. He just lit a cigar.

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    #9 Tony Montana - (Al Pacino in Scarface) Say hello to his little friend.



    #5 William Munny - (Clint Eastwood inUnforgiven) He has killed everything that has ever walked or crawled at one time or the other..and he is here to kill you...for what you did to his friend Ned.

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    #12 Dalton - (Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse) He did nothing to Ned, but he will serve him a drink and then proceed to rip his throat out.



    #4 Keyser Soze - (The Usual Suspects) Who is Keyser Soze? Well, we have a pretty good idea. We do know that he showed what will really was to a room full of men of will by murdering his entire family just to prove a point.

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    #13 Arthur Bishop - (Charles Bronson in The Mechanic) “Murder is just killing without a license”. Hard to find a cooler hitman ever. He will even tell you he is..as he blows your brains out.



    #6 Ethan Edwards - (John Wayne in The Searchers) He kills Indians..because..well..they are Indians and he hates them...he hates tenderfoots..he hates city folk...in fact...he attempts to kill just about everybody he comes across.

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    #11 James Bond - The Name is Bond...James Bond. Shaken...not stirred.




    #3 Darth Vader - He finds your lack of faith disturbing. He will even eventually do the right thing...but he will conquer the galaxy first...and do it in style.

    Vs.

    #14 The Cloverfield Monster - ARRRRR...SHRREEEEEEK....RRRRRRR!



    #7 The Predator - Just collecting trophies....just don’t have a nice looking skull.

    Vs.

    #10 Shaft - Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.....Shaft!.....You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother....Shut Yo Mouth.



    #2 Anton Chigurh - (Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men) “You know how it is gonna turn out” so ...”Call it”.

    Vs.

    #15 The Sarge - (Lee Marvin in The Big Red One) He lands in North Africa..kills Germans...he lands in Italy...Kills Italians and Germans..Lands on a Viche beach..kills them too....Lands on Normandy...kills them all....just remember his creedo..”We don’t murder the enemy..we kill them.” Just don’t attempt to surrender to him.
     
  2. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    John Wayne is rolling over in his grave and consoling Charles Bronson.
     
  3. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    They both have some tough "games." Keyser was just a nasty guy, while I think alot of younger folk dont really know who Bronson is. I myself saw him in a few WW2 flicks, never seen him in that role.
    As for Wayne, well, Bond is one of the most popular characters ever created, I was shocked to see him so low rated tbh.
     
  4. Cosmic

    Cosmic Social Disease

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    I had to vote against Bond, because it wasn't specified which one. If it was Roger Moore, well, he was just a pansy.
     
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  5. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I was under the impression it was Connery... although the new fella (Craig( is quite the badass in my book.
     
  6. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    Seven people think that Shaft is more badass than the Predator? Come on.
     
  7. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Dutch vs. Tony Montana is probably the toughest matchup out of the entire tournament thus far. Both are HUGE badasses...my head hurts...
     
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  8. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    I'm not a fan of the monsters. I don't think they're bad asses. I think they just are who they're supposed to be.
     
  9. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    "The Monsters are who we thought they were!...and we let em' off the hook! You wanna crown the Predator, then crown his ***"
     
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  10. phunwin

    phunwin Happy kids are Dolfans. Luxury Box

    You've placed arguably my three favorite movie characters of all time in this bracket: Bond, The Terminator and Lord Vader. If you had somehow worked Jack Ryan and Crash Davis in, I'd have been mighty impressed.
     
  11. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    Al what i can is that not enough people have watched the Searchers. Ethan Edwards is the most rack hard character the Duke ever played.

    If it had been up against the literary James Bond I'd have though it a closer match, but Bond got toned way down from the novels to the screen.
     
  12. finswin56

    finswin56 Get a mop

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    I voted for Ethan Edwards too. However, if Bond of the last 25 or so years had been more like the most recent movie, then it might be different.
     
  13. Darkoak

    Darkoak Gone for good.

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    Why is the sheriff from Unforgiven not on this list. When he walks up behind Ned after bullwhipping him and whispers in his ear, ``I`m going to hurt ya, not gentle like before``, Morgan Freeman genuinely was afraid.
     
  14. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    Yeah Bond is a tough call. The Moore bond, or the connery bond, or the craig bond. Frankly, the Craig Bond is quite the badass. I mean come on, hes got a little itch, and he aint gonna talk! He can beat you in a poker game, then kill you, chase down a fuel bowser, drives hot cars-and hot women. Oh yeah, he lives the life.
     
  15. xDOLPHINSx

    xDOLPHINSx Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Bond in a landslide, i think he was upset that he was only an 11 seed. I think the multiple actors help Bond, put them all together and you got one bad *** character.
     
  16. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    "You're going to die knowing you scratched my balls!"
     
  17. Pauly

    Pauly Season Ticket Holder

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    The Connery and the dude who played him in OHMSS were the most badass Bonds, who in Fleming's books is just an amoral thug who has a veneer of sophistication. A proper Bond wouldn't have got sooky after Vesper Lynn had gone double agent on him.
     

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