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ESPN Rachel Nichols fun.........

Discussion in 'Other NFL' started by ToddsPhins, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    Anyone else besides me think it would be entertaining to see Rachel tied to a train track........ and the key to her release depends on her saying: "Sally sells seashells by the sea shore"? :shifty:

    Just thank the post if you've ever thunk it too.
     
  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    id like her tied to my bed posts....
     
  3. MikeHoncho

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    You know, of all the things that have come to my mind when I've though "Rachel Nichols...", this little scenario of yours is very damn well near the very bottom of the list. And the only thing keeping it from the very last spot are the words "release", "train" and "tied"
     
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  4. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    I'd hit it.
     
  5. rafael

    rafael Well-Known Member

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    Based on the first few responses you maybe the only one who has thunk that.

    The person who's elocution drives me up the wall is Shannon Sharp. He sounds like mush mouth and use long, weird pauses.
     
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  6. MikeHoncho

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  7. denderfeliac

    denderfeliac I Prematurely Blue Myself

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    Right behind you
    Agreed :p
     
  8. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I always wait for her to blink.

    Doesn't happen often.
     
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  9. SICK

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    id bang the hell out've that broad.
     
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  10. Soundwave

    Soundwave Phins Sympathizer..

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    like the fist of an angry god..
     
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    Dayum did you see Ben's nose? That looked nasty.
     
  12. The G Man

    The G Man Git 'r doooonnne!!!

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    Personally, as far as female sports analysts :lol: go, Bonnie Bernstein, Erin Andrews and Suzy Kolber would be higher on my list. But, hey...I ain't that picky.

    Yeah...I'd hit it.
     
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  13. MikeHoncho

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  14. ToddsPhins

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    :sidelol:

    Only if you don't mind me filming it............. however you won't be in the shot.......... ever.


    :tongue2:
     
  15. ToddsPhins

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    Dude, you've never played "beat the train"?!!! You're seriously missing out!! Although it's cost me quite a few quality girlfriends over the years. :shifty:
     
  16. ToddsPhins

    ToddsPhins Banned

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    You mean as the conductor?? That's below even my post standards.
     
  17. ToddsPhins

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    Funny you should say that. I've seen her blink at me...... vertically. :shifty:


    seriously though, she never blinks..... Maybe her blinks are attached to her S's. :lol:
     
  18. ToddsPhins

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    Suzy Kolber over Rachel? You must still be in that "older woman" phase who teaches you that "just a pinkie" is acceptable. :lol:


    There's something arousing about hearing Rachel slew together a bunch of lisps in the middle of her toes curlin up. :yes: I'd lie and change my name to Steve....... and have her repeat "thlap my thexy ath thteve!" over and over.
     
  19. ToddsPhins

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    That is utterly disturbing!!!!!! Where the hell did you find that poster?!
     
  20. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    That's a fine firecrotch.


    I hate having to hear Collinsworth try to say pass rush. Sounds like he's at least a 12pack deep.
     
  21. Makados10

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    I feel sorry for the person that has to wipe down Lou Holtz's desk during every commercial break.
     
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  22. ToddsPhins

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    probably some "sucker" intern bit on that job before they knew what they were getting into. lol.

    Talking to him must be like having front row seats at a Gallagher show. :lol:
     

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