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The Saddest Whale in the Sea.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by slickj101, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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  2. FasanoPaisano

    FasanoPaisano Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    LOL, does this mean he is going to have to give back the lombardi trophy?
     
  3. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Watching that game was like dating my sister....(no offense to either one), but to see the jests getting their lunch handed to them was fantastic but realizing it was the pasties doing it kind of took some of the luster off it...

    Well, I decided to just pretend it wasn't the pasties doing the lambasting and felt better about the jests getting humiliated, stomped on, whooped up, whooped down and generally embarrassing themselves all over the field last night...rarely do I stay up that late on a Monday night when the game is so lopsided, but just couldn't help myself last night...
     
  4. Zod

    Zod Ruler of the Universe

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    It sounds more like sex with a porn star for all the reasons that I will not mention here.



    Memo to the Jets: You have just arrived at the meat of your schedule. It's time for you to discover who you really are.
     
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  5. GMJohnson

    GMJohnson New Member

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    Sanchez threw 3 INTs, he's a bust. The Jets need to trade up and draft Luck b/c clearly any QB that throws 3 picks in a game is not the answer.
     
  6. Da 'Fins

    Da 'Fins Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    I hate the Jets so badly that I just thoroughly enjoyed the game even though it was the Pats. I hate the fact that we are so mediocre and the pats look that good - but, I like the players the pats have (like Woodhead). Just wish Miami would get and hold onto (e.g. Welker) those types of players.

    It's interesting to me that the Pats seem to do better without big star names (Moss) and with role-type players (Woodhead; Wleker; Branch) who weren't considered superstars.

    But, I cannot stand "The Sanchise" and the pub he gets for being such a below average QB. His QB rating is below Henne's and he's always the darling of the media! Come on!
     
  7. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    That game made love to me. It knew what I liked and gave it to me over and over and over.
     
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  8. MikeHoncho

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  9. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Our Defense is now ahead of theirs, we moved to #5 in the NFL, they slid back to #8.
     
  10. emocomputerjock

    emocomputerjock Senior Member

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    The only people who will argue with you are Jets fans.
     
  11. Da 'Fins

    Da 'Fins Season Ticket Holder Staff Member Club Member

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    Good point (actually we jumped to 4th in yds/game).

    And, we are 11th in points allowed. That's not too bad, really, given that the offense has been atrocious and that Henne is near the bottom of the league in # of INT's (15).
     
  12. emocomputerjock

    emocomputerjock Senior Member

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    That also includes our atrocious special teams gaffes as well. There was a point earlier in the season where I felt that Nolan wasn't really bringing much, but the defense has come together. Now if only they could improve on the turnovers we'd have something really nice.
     
  13. Mafioso

    Mafioso Air Force's #1 Phin Fan

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    Yeah and Manning threw 4 this week, what a bust!!! Well i guess it will just be a race to see who can trade up the fastest come draft day lol!:tongue2:
     
  14. djphinfan

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    Do they make a lap band for your face?

    fat slob.
     
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  15. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Overated , and lucky to this point. They beat what one team who had a winning record at the time they played?

    Embarrased and exposed last night. Media darlings that they are ...
     
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  16. CaribPhin

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    Imagine how high our D would be ranked if they had caught every INT and made every pick 6. We'd probably be 9-3 right now.
     
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  17. dolfan22

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    Is that you Bill?
     
  18. alen1

    alen1 New Member

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    Roflmao!
     
  19. slickj101

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    lol Either that or he needs a bra for his chins.
     
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  20. ToddsPhins

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    Whats up now puddin face!!
     
  21. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    lol..i mean come on Alen, what the hell is that chunk of blubber that he has there? what is that...It looks like hes been doing soy shots at Bennihani's all nite..
     
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  22. dolfan22

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    dj lol you REALLY don't like people with a weight issue do you?

    Tread lightly if you have a significant other brother !
     
  23. slickj101

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    Just never buy her a treadmill or a gym membership for xmas if she doesn't ask first.
     
  24. CaribPhin

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    As someone who recently lost 65 pounds the hard way, that tub of Land-O-Lakes spread is disgusting.
     
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  25. slickj101

    slickj101 Is Water

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    You mean the way anyone with self-respect would. Nice job.
     
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  26. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Pshh, I've lost 90 the hard way. Step up! :shifty:
     
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  27. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Seperated at birth?
     
  28. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    Nods head .... yup
     
  29. FasanoPaisano

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    The funny things is Rex tried to takethe easy way out and still couldn't help eating through his lap band. What a disgrace...and he s always so concerned about being perceived as "manly" and a tough guy....his pops really did a number on his psyche
     
  30. djphinfan

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    lol, thats funny 22, well..... not in a sport where you do not have to worry about your families financial security...My take is anyone who plays a game and gets paid the way a professional athlete or coach gets paid, then based on ethics and loyalty to your employer, you just take care of your body for many different reason's, #1 being your performance, #2 if your a coach, to set an example of lifestyle....

    You cant tell me that if your a player and your overweight,{ bodyfat ratio is out of whack}, that you are doing everything you can do to become the best player you can be, for the money that you are getting paid, for the job description at hand...

    To me its disrespectful to those who work hard for their money, for people who are not as fortunate, to me it shows weakness, laziness, and lack of committment to the people that took care of your family for life..bottom line, you are cheating your own talent, and us as fans.
     
  31. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    A whale? Idk about that....

    Is there a bigger sea animal?
     
  32. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    The leviathan?
     
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  33. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    The funny thing is that even after the lap band surgery he is still fatter than all ****.
     
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  34. CaribPhin

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    If I lost 30 more pounds I'd weigh 140 at 5'9''.
     
  35. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    I think Brian Griffin said it best: "Put down the damn Fork!". There's the exercise too.
     
  36. GreenMachine

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    The only stat the matters is in the win column.

    Here are some crazy stats:

    The Jets are 9-0 when they score a TD this year.

    The Jets have not lost 2 games in a row.

    The Jets are 3-0 on short weeks.
     
  37. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    No matter what they still suck. The Founding Fathers even wrote it in the Constitution that the Jets suck. Nostradamus predicted that the Jets would always suck. Look up sucks in Webster it states "Jets football". They just suck.
     
  38. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    I don't like to start crap over here, but the Rex bashing in this thread is beyond stupid. Don't you realize how stupid Sparano looks jumping around like an f'ing idiot after you guys kick a FG? It's truly comical. I've seen pee wee coaches more composed when their team executes a play.

    sent from my EVO 4G
     
  39. slickj101

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    lol What Rex bashing that's gone on here is due more to him being a fatass.

    And if you're a coach for a professional sport and you let yourself go that badly, you deserve it imo.
     
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  40. ToddsPhins

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    Coke, viagra, & hookers?...... :dunno:
     

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