Foot fetish videos starring Mr. and Mrs. Rex Ryan surface

Actually Henne was Mrs. Ryan's first choice but Rex declined....he wanted someone who could score

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1. Our coach's name is Sparano.

2. Why would you assume the bolded part was for her?

 

10-6.

 

Call a fake drop kick and bootleg.

 

I really feel as if we "WON" something.

As if there is some finality that can only be trumped by Rex Ryan being fired.

I really mean this...a Jet site should buy us a trophy that Muck can be the custodian of and that we all proudly claim.

I am right about this...right? We won something?

 

Anyone listen to LeBatard?

Plant Her Fasciatis
Toe Namath
Das Bootlicker

 

If you are saying that this story is the high point of the Dolphins fan 2010 season and that is truly sad, then I agree 100%.

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Hey, spelling Nazi...I don't assume anything. Why don't you go read the profile they had together and maybe you won't ask that question.

 

Wow your team is fighting for playoff position after an impressive win.....and everyone is talking about your foot fetish video, nice work Rex. Amazing story, its not going to go away....ever. This guy could be coaching 20 years and there will still be a sign in the stands making fun of him or a fan cat calling him about this. Awesome.

 

"That’s my man," linebacker Bart Scott said. "It has nothing to do with me, you know what I mean? That’s my man right there. I love him to death, and I'll be right behind him supporting him all the time. That’s all I know how to do. It's family. It’s not Coach Rex, it’s Uncle Rex. That’s my uncle."

 

Bart Scott is pathetic, he should try to get some help to fight Rex soft hands....

 

Wow, there's already a T-Shirt? This is more a funny thing than a serious thing. It's not like he made them with some hooker. It is funny though because of his personality and how brash/loud he is. I would laugh if the tough Soldier Field crowd breaks out into a "F-E-E-T Feet! Feet! Feet!" chant.

I bet that if Favre still played for the Jets he would've been invited to one of their swinger parties.

 

You guys should leave Rex Ryan alone. He has turned the Jets into a legit team. Give him credit. He has really jumped in with both feet.

 

I'm just surprised he hasn't put both feet forward on this subject.

 

I think everyone is taking this lighthearted, no one is suggesting that the team is going to jump ship over this. We are just having fun with it, please don't get uptight Jest fans would be having a field day with this if our coach did this. I think its funny that no matter what he does from now on he's going to have to hear about this, it will never go away.

 

I did. I was insinuating that the lead/collar and leash was for Rex.

He does have a dog's name anyways.

 

You'd think the Jets would be able to find a talented kicker with Rex's expertise.

 

Well, all I can say is "Rex Ryan" and "Freaky" just never came to mind, I kinda pictured him a the guy who would head home and eat a foot long pastrami sammie and call it a night.

 

The Deadspin Editor said it was a Bills fan who told them about this.

Wow, didn't think you Bills fans had it in you! Some Bills fans really must hate the Jets as much as they hate the Dolphins and Patriots.

 

Ah...my bad! Now looking at it in that light, you're right.

I wonder....

 

No. The high point was kicking the crap out of your team in your New Stadium as a reminder that we kinda own you now.

 

Its a non-story in football terms. All this is is a chance to mock the opposition.

 

Yeah. That was a mighty *** kicking

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It was kind of a, we kicked ourselves in the *** less than you kicked yourself.

 

it was a physical beatdown of your offense.

Our offense is ******ed. They don't count.

 

So if allowing 280 yards is a physical beatdown of our offense, what exactly do you call the 131 total yards the Jets surrendered? Just curious

Hey - you won, but to call it a beatdown is fuggin' ******ed.

 

we scored 10. how many did your team score?

 

Actually, it was an improvement for your team. Last year you won in our stadium with 10 first downs and 104 total offense yards. This year you got 6 first down, but 131 yards of offense

How the hell do the Jets give up an average of 116 yards in two games and go 0-2? Unreal. Worst loss of the year.

 

I understand 10 is a bonanza for you guys. Congrats. Sparano must have pulled a muscle with all the fist pumping on the 20 yard TD drive

 

If I were you, I would not use the term "fist pumping" for obvious reasons.

 

Better than losing with all of those same stats.

Actually it is more satisfying to win with those stats because it infuriates Jet fans more.

 

Both Tony and rex have issues with pulls then ....

 

The loss last year had no bearing on their playoff seeding...and they ended up in the AFC championship game. And I highly doubt the loss this year will mean much in the grand scheme of things this year either.

But you know what has to infuriate Miami fans? You look an Sanchez and his 50% completion rate, and wonder how in the world they can win with him when you guys have a guy that is no worse (in your minds). Come on - admit it. That has to infuriate you. We went to the AFC championship game with Mark F*cking Sanchez! We went into Pittsburgh and won with Mark F*cking Sanchez. Christ, you must want to hang yourself!

 

Not obvious to me. Sorry.

 

nah..not really. Because we then wake up and are still Dolphin fans and then realize that it could be worse. We can be jet fans.