1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Valentines Day....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by BlameItOnTheHenne, Feb 14, 2011.

  1. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

    15,112
    7,311
    113
    Aug 15, 2010
    Davie
    ....is a joke.

    Can't stand chicks who get pissed if they get nothing from their boyfriend for V-Day. That is all.
     
    SICK, Two Tacos, Bumrush and 3 others like this.
  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    I wish I could buy the copyright to the name Valentine's Day. I'd take the rights and wipe my butt with them. They'll have to find some other name for it. Maybe they'll be honest and just name it "Buy-some-more-disposable-****-for-someone-who-couldn't-give-less-of-a-crap-about-you Day" or "Get-her-something-expensive-unnecessarily-because-she-likes-you-that-much-that-she-would-care-either-way Day", or even "We've-brainwashed-her-into-expecting-something-from-you-today-so-tough-luck-a-hole Day"
     
    Pandarilla and BlameItOnTheHenne like this.
  3. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

    16,657
    5,163
    0
    Aug 4, 2009
    Perfectville
    lol...you forgot didn't you?
     
    late again, SICK and unluckyluciano like this.
  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009

    If this is the case, then tell her you're gonna save it for later (don't actually get anything material)... then take her out to dinner and then drop her off. At the door to her home say "Happy Valentine's Day, babe..." look into her eyes and just hold her quietly for about 9 seconds. If she still asks for some sort of gift, then simply walk away... (don't say anything to her). She'll probably call you the next day, let her speak first. if her tone is angry or there is even the slightest hint of resentment you can go ahead and just dump dat ho. However, if she sounds chipper or even apologetic, she might be worth keeping.

    ...you're welcome in advance.
     
  5. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

    15,112
    7,311
    113
    Aug 15, 2010
    Davie
    Actually I'm single right now (THANK GOD). The reason why this pisses me off because I hear the same crap every year. F made up holidays.
     
  6. Desides

    Desides Well-Known Member

    38,949
    20,033
    113
    Nov 28, 2007
    Pembroke Pines, FL
    I’ve been single forever now, but never understood the anti-Valentine’s Day rage. Some of you guys have to settle down and eat some chocolate on sale. :lol:

    Travis has the right idea.
     
  7. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

    9,313
    4,169
    0
    Nov 11, 2008
    I thought you were all broke, unemployed and down on your luck :shifty:
     
    SICK likes this.
  8. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

    32,125
    22,937
    113
    Nov 26, 2007
    Concord, MA
    I hate Valentines Day too, but it's not worth it to take the stand and not buy something for your girlfriend wife.
    Some battles are not worth fighting.
     
    MikeHoncho likes this.
  9. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

    5,783
    1,931
    113
    Apr 17, 2008
    Valentines Day: The only socially acceptable form of prostitution...
     
  10. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    Hey, they're gifts... not straight cash... and some of us don't even get lucky :shifty: That'd be the worst prostitution ever.
     
  11. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

    3,982
    1,434
    113
    Nov 1, 2009
    Like most holidays it is about the kids at my house. Chocolate covered strawberries and cookies,
     
  12. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

    9,313
    4,169
    0
    Nov 11, 2008
    The gal wanted a puppy for Valentine's day....... Solution......... Webkinz :up:
     
  13. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    I knitted my jar of vaseline a sort of afghan/cozy, sure I could of went with flowers but I think making something yourself really speaks from the heart.

    [​IMG]
     
    NaboCane, Ohio Fanatic and Starry31 like this.
  14. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    Awwww... :lol:
     
    Pandarilla likes this.
  15. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    Yeah, I was sure it wouldn't rub her the wrong way.
     
  16. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    She likes jerks, what can I say.
     
    Ohio Fanatic likes this.
  17. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    I'm just glad I was able to come to grips with the situation.
     
  18. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    It turns out our relationship is pretty smooth.
     
  19. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    Last year she told me to "Talk to the hand!"
     
  20. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    [​IMG]

    Balls!
     
  21. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    Epic combo sir!
     
    Pandarilla likes this.
  22. Pandarilla

    Pandarilla Purist Emeritus

    14,282
    5,005
    113
    Sep 10, 2009
    Boone, NC
    I liken it to the mortal kombat spinal chord combo death of masturbatorial jokes...
     
  23. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

    9,313
    4,169
    0
    Nov 11, 2008
    Pandarilla and lmeister3.
    Enjoy the rest of VD..... crazy bastards
     
    Pandarilla likes this.
  24. Pavlous

    Pavlous New Member

    64
    15
    0
    Dec 29, 2010
    That's exactly why I hate valentines day. Its like you're obliged to give gifts for your significant other and when you didn't give them something, it pisses them off.
     
    MikeHoncho likes this.
  25. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009

    Yeah man. I'm saying we men need to get organized to protest Valentine's Day. Because I'd be willing to bet Feminist groups would be up in arms if an official "Gimme-a-BJ-&-make-me-a-sammich Day" were ever proposed, let alone established.
     
    NaboCane and Pandarilla like this.
  26. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

    7,433
    3,637
    113
    Dec 21, 2007
    Cleveland, OH
    Ummm...don't you guys know about "Steak and Blow Job Day" on March 14th?
     
    SICK and Two Tacos like this.
  27. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

    21,755
    3,475
    113
    Jan 5, 2008
    Oviedo FL
    My wife and I have been married many moons and we have never celebrated VDay. Neither of us has ever bought a card, candy, or anything else for each other. It's a made up holiday for the chocolate and card companies. We have bought cards for the kids to pass out in school. I wouldn't want them to be the only one in class not participating.
     
    MikeHoncho likes this.
  28. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

    29,473
    34,332
    113
    Nov 25, 2007
    V-day can suck a big one..
    My ex-Wife was a disaster if I didn't get the perfect gift.. It was literally a week of fear :) LOL

    Yesterday I went to Target to grab a card for my girlfriend who is totally awesome and shares my feelings about V-day.. She could care less and in fact made me swear that I wouldn't get her anything other than a card.. Next to me were 10-15 people, all with the look of fear and misery on their faces.. One dude looked like he was shaking...

    I felt really lucky at that moment that I had moved on from the shaking dude to someone that can be with a normal, balanced and sweet woman that sees through the BS of V-day.. To the rest of those bastards, enjoy living in fear of a giant emotional trainwreck!! Sayonara!
     
  29. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    It's okay man. It's okay now. You got a good one by the looks of it. It's over, buddy. We're the V-day Veterans of America and we're here for ya bud.
     
    Pandarilla and Bumrush like this.
  30. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    11,125
    5,830
    113
    Nov 24, 2007
    My wifes face book post from yesterday:

    I love my wife, and I am moderately fond of Redbreast (a decent pure pot still whiskey) so...
     
    MikeHoncho likes this.
  31. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    Holy crap. Extremely happy for you both, wish you both the very best, but send me an e-mail if she ever dumps you!
     
    Two Tacos likes this.
  32. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

    9,775
    5,149
    113
    May 7, 2008
    North Cacalaka
    What did you all get Unlucky's Mom for Vday?

    I got her this nice card with some carnations. i was impressed cause she even shaved for me. and i dont mean her moustache..
     
    BlameItOnTheHenne and NaboCane like this.
  33. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    Really????????????????????????????
     
  34. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

    31,949
    11,899
    0
    Nov 24, 2007
    Sounds like we were married to the same broad. This one would ***** if I got her the "wrong color" roses.

    Congrats to both of us for moving forward!
     
    SICK likes this.
  35. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    fixed :shifty:
     
    McLovin and Aqua4Ever04 like this.
  36. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

    30,224
    36,965
    113
    Dec 2, 2007
    Jersey
    I always laugh at the anti-Valentine's Day posts on facebook. Most of the time people come off as bitter that they don't have someone. Obviously, a lot of disdain for the holiday is valid but I know for a fact that a lot of my single friends who bash it are just really bitter they don't have a reason to celebrate it.

    And yes, I have a girlfriend, but I was never anti-Valentine's Day all those years I was single. I always got into the spirit and masturbated with pink tissues.
     
    Pandarilla, SICK and AbideN703 like this.
  37. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

    2,532
    925
    0
    Jan 7, 2008
    Springfield, Virginia
    Would you be saying this if your chick's gift to you was her in a lingerie outfit followed by 3 hours of *******s/fantastic sex?
     
  38. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009


    Steak 'n BJ or GTFO.
     
    McLovin and Pandarilla like this.

Share This Page