This was pretty funny if you all haven't seen this before. [video=youtube;e1fYpkbq8jM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fYpkbq8jM[/video]
LOL, Ive seen that before. Probably not far from the truth...I've read it was damnear impossible to get him to put his guitar down back in his teenage years, he'd spend his Friday nights woodshedding while his brother/friends were out trying to get laid.
So what happens? He ends up porking a fresh, young Valerie Bertinelli for years until he gets tired of her ****.