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Tom Brady taking his gheyness to all new levels...

Discussion in 'AFC East Rivals' started by MonstBlitz, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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  2. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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  3. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I wish he and his pony tail were quarterbacking our team.

    But I once had long Jesus hair, so maybe I'm biased.
     
  4. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    ...he lactating as well?
     
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  5. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    RBI Baseball I believe.
     
  6. ether79

    ether79 ****

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    Yep. RBI. For my taste RBI III was the tops.
     
  7. Ozzy

    Ozzy Premium Member Luxury Box

    Someone tell the woman next to him!
     
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  8. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    ^^ That.

    Even though I can't stand them...the guys in Posion have banged more women in a 6 month span than anyone calling Brady gay probably ever even talked to in their life.
     
  9. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    There's a big difference between *****in' 80's rock star hair and Tammy Brady's pony tail.

    For the record the purpose of this thread was not to establish that Tom Brady is gay (hence me using the word GHEY), just that he looks like a complete and total douche bag. Maybe if he keeps dressing and acting like a girl, he'll start to play like one.

    I can hope...

    BTW, you would think I posted this on a Patriots forum with all the Tom Brady defense.
     
  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Because the whole "Tom Brady is ghey" thing is played out, and really effin' stupid.

    I've said this before, I'm not great fan of the guy...but he's a 3 time super bowl winner, has more money than god, banging supermodels....the only thing that looks ghey is a bunch of guys wasting their time calling HIM ghey on a football message board that he probably doesn't even know exists.

    Reeks of jealousy.

    And for the record....if you think Brady looks more like a douchebag than THIS:

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    You need to re-evaluate!
     
  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    eh You can't compare the gay dudes of every day life to guys like poison or brady since lets face it, money plays a big factor in all the banging they get to do.
    Having said that, the brady is gay thing, while sometimes funny is played out, mostly because there has been gay dudes in the nfl, and 90% of them could probably beat the **** out of 90% of us. So gay or not, I wouldn't make fun of them. Now mark sanchez is gay, totally funny still.
     
  12. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Bro Poison was getting trim on the Sunset Strip long before they were rich or famous.
     
  13. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I'm sure they were but the same amount, probably not.
     
  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    he looks like mark wahlberg after he quit steel dragon and was playing acoustic grunge in coffee shops at the end of "rockstar"
     
  15. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Are you serious? Are you really getting offended that I've made a post picking on Tom Brady in the AFC East Rivals section of this board? Did I piss in your cheerios or something? Seems like you and others get a big laugh out of Mark Sanchez threads or Rex Ryan threads, but this bothers you and is "really ffin stupid"? Ok, sure. Sorry if I offended your rock star lifestyle by making hair comments. Wasn't aimed at you or any other 80s rock stars. I happen to think Poison kicks ***, maybe that's played out too?

    For the record I'll keep poking fun of Tom Brady even if he wins 5 more superbowls.
     
  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Dude pull your panties back up. Where did I say I was offended? Sorry man, but for the most part I could give a rat's *** if most people get hit by a bus tomorrow. Do you really think anything said on a message board makes ANY difference to me??? No offense bro, but you're not important enough in the grand scheme of things to "offend" me.

    I'm just pointing out that it's PLAYED OUT. We get a kick out of making fun of the Jets because they are failures. They haven't won ****. Making fun of a proven winner looks just as stupid as the douchebags who used to yell "Marino sucks!." That's all I'm saying.

    PS - You think Poison kicks ***? Wow. Okay...carry on. Nothing more for me to say here. :lol:
     
  17. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Watch "Behind the Music". You'll be stunned what was going on on the Strip back then.
     
  18. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    You act like you don't care but took time out of your day to tell me how played out it is and how stupid I am? If it didn't bother you, how about just let me poke my fun and go on about your day rather than hurl some backhanded insults my way? Wouldn't that be easier? I like picking on professional athletes that look like girls, whether they know I exist or not. You don't. Fair enough.

    BTW, you wouldn't happen to be poking fun of and criticizing a proven band in Poison would you? They probably don't even know you exist! Hypocrisy says hello.
     
  19. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Again...calm down. I didn't say YOU were stupid. If I was going to, I'd say "Hey Monst, you're effin' stupid." I said the whole thing was played out.

    Not quite. I didn't make fun of their success or their looks. I made fun of the fact that YOU said they "kick ***" after calling Brady ghey. I've been in the music scene for 30 years and never - I repeat NEVER - heard any human with a dick hanging between their legs say Poison "kicks ***".

    So let me get this straight, Brady's ghey cause of a ponytail, but you saying Poison kicks *** is masculine and macho. Gotcha. :D
     
  20. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    You see, that's what I mean about backhanded comments. You're not saying I don't have a dick hanging between my legs, but you're certainly implying something about my manhood that I could possibly think Poison kicks ***. For the record, when I say Poison kicks ***, I'm saying I dig the whole 80s rockstar hairband thing. Poison falls into that category for me. Poison specifically I don't know too much more than Every Rose has it's Thorn is a kick *** song. And spare me the whole rap about it being a mainstream / radio / jukebox / sellout song or whatever else you have to say. I like it, and so do thousands of other dudes with ***** swinging between their legs. See, I used to be in a band too. Just a small time college band, but we always got huge applause from guys and girls alike when we played that one. But I respect your opinion on Poison. All I ask is you respect my opinion to heckle Tom Brady for looking like a girl.
     
  21. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    No, I'm not. I'm implying that you called me a hypocrite for poking fun at them, yet you're calling Brady ghey while saying that quite possibly the gheyest band on earth "kicks ***". It's called irony. Get it now?

    Then we have staggeringly different definitions of "kick ***". Ballads don't "kick ***".

    I never said they weren't popular. If I ever make fun of them it's because of their lack of talent. You can be rich and famous in music and not possess an ounce of talent. Poison sucks as players. Sorry, just a fact. Got nothing to do with their popularity. This was another difference in the Brady argument. He DOES have talent.

    Well since I have hair halfway down my back I guess I look like a girl too then. :wink2:
     
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  22. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Just want to be clear that I don't think any guy with long hair looks like a girl. But Tammy Brady sure does! :lol:
     
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  23. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    Poison.....to the ears. They were horrible.

    sent from my EVO 4G
     
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  24. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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  25. AbideN703

    AbideN703 Yes, I'd hit it

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    Hell I went to a concert last year with Cheap Trick, Poison, and Def Leppard. Lots of people there (dudes too) certainly enjoyed when Poison was on.
     
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  26. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Post Hard, Post Often Club Member

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    Criticizing another man's haircut is absolutely gay

    For a second I thought I was in a queer eye for the straight guy sub-forum.
     
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  27. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    All I learned form this post is that you admittedly look gay.......that part I believe, the gaggles of women....not so much
     
  28. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    i'd have the pony tail dyed pink, a tramp stamp, shaved chest, lepoard print thong and skinny jeans with my tshirt tied in a knot on the side to trade places with brady.


    [video=youtube;R3dA926Adj0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3dA926Adj0[/video]

    the bloodhound gang said it, so it must be true.
     
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  29. TotoreMexico

    TotoreMexico Your retarded

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  30. MikeHoncho

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    Well in Brady's defense, he was only doing it to impress that cutie in the shorts :shifty:
     
  31. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    actually, i think thats the "i left bridgette monyhan for giselle bundchen and knocked em both up" dance.
     
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  32. unifiedtheory

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    So....a ponytail means you're gay?

    Damn, I guess I've been out of the closet without knowing for 15 years. I'll have to tell my soon to be wife.
     
  33. unluckyluciano

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    haha you just realized you're gay.
     
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  34. firedan

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    Take it easy on Brady,she won super bowls.
     

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