Dolphins are consistently miserable. The staff are buffoons and I think we could use a few laughs to help come out of the shock of reality of how bad they are........ Two peanuts were walking down the street.....one was a salted
I thought he meant hard boiled... confusing joke is confusing Someone's forgetting who took us from a 1-15 team to a playoff/borderline playoff team. Someone's also forgetting that these guys have had some of the best 1st round picks in the past 3 years.
Ireland walks into a bar full of angry Dolphin fans. They all complain that he should've traded up for Ryan Mallett. Ireland explains that Mallett was very high on his board so went with Pouncey instead.
So this 85 yr old man goes to the doctor to get a prescription for Viagra. Doc says ...of course sir just give you an exam so I can be sure you are healthy enough for sex first, ok. Man says ok doc, if ya gotta, but I don't want the Viagra for sex...I just want to get it up enough so I can quity pissing on my shoes.
This draft has been great. I know everyone wants a quarterback but obviously the staff feels the same way I do......Henning makes young quarterbacks look bad. Give Henne a REAL chance. And please stop whining.
A US Navy SEAL walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden cocktail. Bartender asks, "How do you make that one?" And the SEAL replies... Two shots and a splash
So there was this certain QB who expeditiously led his offense from his own 20 to the opponent's 25 yard line. The grizzled geriatric offensive coordinator pulls the young QB for first and 2nd downs to use the Wildcat. After a gain of 2 yards on first down and a loss of 3 yards on 2nd down, the young QB reenters the game for 3rd and 11. The antiquated offensive coordinator calls a play action pass, while 2 receivers run patterns against a dime defense, while 8 stay in to block, before the 3 second clock that had been implanted in his head goes off, the young QB forces a pass into triple coverage. It is nearly picked off. As he returns to the sideline, the coach chastises him for not being more careful with the ball. Not to worry, the automatic Fg kicker enters the game to try a 48 yard FG. He slices it to the right. The fans all cry because they didn't get to see a fist pump from the mustachioed Italiano in the sunglasses, holding a clipboard. Vodka and tequila shots are consumed throughout the fandom of this snake bitten team that shall remain nameless. Get it?
A man walked into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore. Sincerely, J. Irish
Thanks, man! I cracked my drunk self up with that last Friday. Looking back I still find it pretty hi-larious!