'Green Mile' Actor, 51, Marries 16 Year Old

I hope he has a mouse, and someone stomps it, and makes him cry. I ****ing hate that guy because of the character he played in Green Mile

 

She is 16? She looks twice that.

 

Love is ageless? Tell me that bull**** next time you marry an 80 year old.

 

Sounds like a guy speaking from experience.

 

Btw. GOB Bluth approves

 

edna can be very tender when her hip is feeling right

 

Bless her generous little heart. Would that there were more like her.

Just. Like. Her.

 

[As the groom enters the chapel]
"Why don't you have a seat, right here."


Is she really 16? I find that difficult to believe. She has a 30 year old face and boobs. Plastic surgery anyone?

 

And to think I felt bad about having a dream with Miley Cyrus in it...



Just kidding, I didn't feel bad.

 

I thought it was going to be this guy:

 

i feel sorry for this guy. how could you marry such a ****ing moron? i would kill myself after one week with her.

 

She does not look 16.

 

If you keep rehearsing that line, the Judge may believe you.

 

looks like someone rode her hard and put her away wet.

 

If she is 16 then I'm 105.

 

Him, I can understand...well sort of .....but why would she pick him?
She must just be looking for a way out of the house or something.

 

Have you listened to her talk? She's about as bright as a room with no windows, doors, or lights. On top of that she is convinced that her critics are simply jealous of her. IMO, shes lucky she could get him, regardless of the fact she looks 3 times her age.

 

Whatevah, whatevah! Your jus' jeluz cuz your wifey is not as hawt as her.

 

"I feel cyberbullying is a very serious problem for people in the American and such as ..."

 

I knew it!

 

"I'm an upcoming[SUP]1[/SUP] recording atirst, I'm a model, inspiring[SUP]2[/SUP] actress, dancer, tv show hostess. I host my own TV show[SUP]3[/SUP], called the Courtney Slodden show."

"My goal is to help others not to be affected by bullies, and even possibly to help save one life"


^ She's helping others by listing all the things she thinks she's good at, while showcasing her lack of grammar and vocabulary, followed by a message to her jealous haters. Tell em girlfriend!


Translation Index

[SUP]1[/SUP] up and coming?
[SUP]2[/SUP] aspiring?
[SUP]3[/SUP] Oh, so thats what a tv hostess is. I was thinking she was a cupcake shaped like a tv.